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[TsongaNextDoor™️ @Stthimba]

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[TsongaNextDoor™️ @Stthimba]

Tsek.

[TheeCandid✌🏾 @khal_juniier]

I don't know how to explain it, but this man is somehow richer than most people.

[TsongaNextDoor™️ @Stthimba]

The sooner yall realise that this god nonsense is a scam people use for money, the better.

[TsongaNextDoor™️ @Stthimba]

No blue tick, just vibes…

[AthaBaby 🎀 @Athabzz]

If we’re going 50/50, you have to also let me do half the cheating 🫪🙂‍↕️

[TsongaNextDoor™️ @Stthimba]

Makro already has it.

[gomolemo. NFTNYC’25 @jusgomo]

Hennessy saw an opportunity in South Africa and now they’re launching their 1L bottle this Friday 🧐

[TsongaNextDoor™️ @Stthimba]

lol.

[dani🍒 @luv4deee]

i didn’t call you my ex’s name because i miss him. i called you that because, for a split second, you reminded me so much of how deeply i was once in love that my brain associated you with the memory of his name. i love you and you know it.

[TsongaNextDoor™️ @Stthimba]

lol, I swear yall give all the excuses to not date your age mates. A le ba nyake problem. 💀

[M.S @sm4ruu]

My age mates are in a dazz cam photo dump pandemic 💔

[TsongaNextDoor™️ @Stthimba]

lol, again, that name explains a lot.

[badghelRere🧚🏾‍♀️ @Realrere11]

Damn I just realised I lie way too easily. I do it unprovoked for no reason at all,that’s probably why most of my relationships don’t work out. They all complain about my lies😞

[TsongaNextDoor™️ @Stthimba]

She didn’t even flinch. 💀 https://t.co/plMjFjIgkS

[TsongaNextDoor™️ @Stthimba]

lol, yerrrr…

[TsongaNextDoor™️ @Stthimba]

lol, your name says it all.

[badghelRere🧚🏾‍♀️ @Realrere11]

nx I need to text my ex, tell him I miss him, get back together, and cheat on him so we can be even. Why did he do me like that?

[TsongaNextDoor™️ @Stthimba]

Di usb tse di tlo le bolaya.

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

What’s the best way to dispose of a fridge? I want to get a new one, and so don’t know what to do with my current one

[TsongaNextDoor™️ @Stthimba]

Aowa…💀

[Ÿûfįt🧚💅 @LehulaMary]

I think Seemah struggles to leave because Ghost was her first that’s why she always goes back to him

[TsongaNextDoor™️ @Stthimba]

I’ll climb out and say, it’s not that deep. 💀

[Meagan Aguero @meaganuntamed]

@Stthimba Oh my days 😭 should I find you a well?
Will that be deep enough for you ?🤣

[TsongaNextDoor™️ @Stthimba]

lol, Meagan…ITS NOT THAT DEEP!!! 😭😭💀😂😂

[Meagan Aguero @meaganuntamed]

@Stthimba Uhm, then move along, maybe ?

You're not forced to engage. Go find depth somewhere else.

[TsongaNextDoor™️ @Stthimba]

It’s not that deep.

[Meagan Aguero @meaganuntamed]

@Stthimba Then why are you here ?

[TsongaNextDoor™️ @Stthimba]

Why does it matter ? It’s not that deep.

[Meagan Aguero @meaganuntamed]

So the weights are written in kgs.
You calculated all that to 160kgs then converted it to lbs. ?
Why ?

[TsongaNextDoor™️ @Stthimba]

There’s no South African here.

[Lowrey @Nwayitel0]

Give our South Africans bros alcohol to forget your immigration status 😂

[TsongaNextDoor™️ @Stthimba]

Mxm, voetsek.

[Ms_dladla @dladla_ms]

It’s Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month! Let’s talk, gents. How are you really doing?