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Drinks like Richard Burton, Dances like John Travolta.

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Cracking night hosting a Eurovision Watchalong party. Bingo, quiz, games and scoresheets.

Winners were

1st Croatia
2nd Ireland
3rd Switzerland
20th UK

Sitting in the garden with a coffee and sunglasses now!

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@MarkHeelis I’ll fill you in over coffee soon!

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Signed. Sealed. Done. New brewery coming soon.

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Steventon Oxfordshire right now. Sat out with a beer looking at the sky.

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There is some funky smells going on in this taxi. Like a strange mix of extreme amounts of Joop and dog sick.

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@CarolMaps Broke my big toe on a bouncy castle two weeks ago. That’s the most recent stupid injury

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When someone dresses up for Star Wars movie marathon but gets the wrong memo

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Another shambles by @AbingdonTC and @OxfordshireCC roadworks on the street happening and no one in the street, residents or businesses were told about it. Now the road’s closed without warning.

[Portsmouth FC @Pompey]

#POMPEY ARE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!! 🏆🔵

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Sat in my bar. It’s closed. I’m the only one here. I’ve had a few beers. I’ve cracked open the bubbles. #champions #Pompey #PUP

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Happy Birthday to the greatest man to ever live

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@League1news22 It’s Marlon Pack. He makes the league leaders what they are. Would get into 75% of championship clubs.

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Filthy!

Famous Five out. Five go mad in a cocktail bar!

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Nougat. Barbecue sauce. Chicken stock. Carling. Garlic crusher. Postcards.

Things I’ve been asked if I sell today.

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@ATRightMovies Casino Royale, by far the best. Skyfall is basically Home Alone for adults.

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Lovely sight in Oxford. Bloke doing crack in the loo was kicking off at anyone, including kids who interrupted him. Staff just let him get on with it.

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Closed the bar. Everyone out. Grabbed a stout. Now listening to Wall Of Eyes by The Smile.

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The words “it’s grim up north” were made for today in Brighouse! #ItsGrimUpNorth

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@RedVikings_CMSL @SwempFA I knew you’d like it!

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@GaryLineker They couldn’t sign Dinosaur JR