Sturgill Hubbard

Alabama Football Recruiting Coordinator | Birmingham Bulls Season Ticket Holder | +2 Handicap | Alabama Delta Kappa ‘89

[Sturgill Hubbard @StuHubbard69]

Currently shooting shots in tik tok comments after following girls on insta (this is after a double quarter pounder 2 large fries 10 piece McNuggets 8 beers 2 fireball pulls) I LOVE MY LIFE

[Sturgill Hubbard @StuHubbard69]

If you EVER catch me buying a minivan I will be doxing myself and I fully expect someone to come kill me before I can pay for it. That will be my 13th reason.

[Sturgill Hubbard @StuHubbard69]

Something I’ve learned about myself……… I will be marrying a Brazilian, if not I will be single for the rest of my life. This is an admission.

[Sturgill Hubbard @StuHubbard69]

My red flag is that when I drink I scroll tik tok waiting for women’s tik toks to pop up with little to no likes, then commenting on them hoping I find my future wife #Fishing #SoSodesperate

[Sturgill Hubbard @StuHubbard69]

I’m so down bad, I’m currently looking at all SEC school class of 29 pages on Instagram looking for potential prospects. What is wrong with me.

[Sturgill Hubbard @StuHubbard69]

@percrodgers12 Have you looked at the twins as of the last 12 hours?

[Sturgill Hubbard @StuHubbard69]

@JesseKatso94983 Let me know when the cutwater comes in to throw…… curious of his stat line

[Sturgill Hubbard @StuHubbard69]

In two days I completed the 36/36/36 challenge. 36 holes, 36 racial slurs, 36 damn she’s bad while I look at the weather app #loser #wheresmywife

[Sturgill Hubbard @StuHubbard69]

Missing this hottie tonight, give me another chance #cougar

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

beer

[Sturgill Hubbard @StuHubbard69]

As I sit here with my 10th vodka redbull, I wonder what will happen first, any of my future children having an OnlyFans account or me having a heart attack. #drunkthoughts #toomanyenergydrinks

[Sturgill Hubbard @StuHubbard69]

@percrodgers12 All time greats but let’s go back in time a little……… Joe Jackson, Eddie Cicotte, Buck Weaver.

[Sturgill Hubbard @StuHubbard69]

Squished by 8, where are my big booty latinas? #greencard #ICE

[Sturgill Hubbard @StuHubbard69]

Lowkey very jealous of homeless people, they always have such good tans #insidethoughts

[Sturgill Hubbard @StuHubbard69]

@percrodgers12 Bobby schmurda
Anthony Edwards
Angel Reese
Dale Earnhardt Jr.

[Sturgill Hubbard @StuHubbard69]

@percrodgers12 I think she needs life alert then because she must have fallen and can’t get up

[Sturgill Hubbard @StuHubbard69]

Get minter up and moving!#toughpilltoswallow #nohuzz

[Sturgill Hubbard @StuHubbard69]

@JesseKatso94983 Hey Unc,

Thoughts on the hard stuff, specifically Hennessy?

All the best,
Stu

[Sturgill Hubbard @StuHubbard69]

Ever just think about read ending an attractive lady’s car just so you can talk
to them? Or just me?

[Sturgill Hubbard @StuHubbard69]

If the days of the week could talk Sunday would be the grumpiest morherfucker. I hate you with every bone in my body.