Stu Pardoe

[Stu Pardoe @StuPardoe]

@chinnychick Still struggling through rehab after heart transplant with endless complications, but got the work done this week, first full week in what feels like forever 💪

[Stu Pardoe @StuPardoe]

@nats_tired

[Stu Pardoe @StuPardoe]

Only the SNP and it’s supporters would not see the irony in this.

[Tess White @TessWhiteUK]

Humza Yousaf:

👉 Runs the NHS into the ground as Health Secretary

👉 Becomes First Minister

👉 Adds NHS Recovery to the Health Secretary role

You couldn’t make it up…

[Stu Pardoe @StuPardoe]

@nats_tired @BrianSpanner1 Nicholas Murrelly

[Stu Pardoe @StuPardoe]

Thought I might have got unblocked today, maybe tomorrow when she is less busy, unless she has interviews to attend 👮‍♀️ 🤣 It’s clear the new FM will be the same as the last though, only interested in the SNP way, not the views of the whole Nation and block those who don’t agree.

[Stu Pardoe @StuPardoe]

@chrismackinnon_ we would bet on it 🤣🤣

[the racing newsletter @equinties]

I literally know people who’d try betting on amateur pillow fighting.

https://t.co/76GDiKz704

[Stu Pardoe @StuPardoe]

🤣🤣

[DavidWilson34 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Wilson34David]

Been thinking about it for a while and today I have joined the SNP. I have also joined the North Lanarkshire Dogging Society as well as the Rubber Fetish Group (Glasgow branch).

Was going to join the Greens but it was too embarrassing.

[Flags'n'Stuff @JoyousCivic]

The most powerful woman in Scotland was never Sturgeon, it's JK Rowling.

[Stu Pardoe @StuPardoe]

No shock really

[Chris Musson @ChrisMusson]

Mar 1: Sturgeon invited to Scottish Affairs Committee

Mar 14: "Unfortunately, I will be unable to take up your invitation as my diary is full over my final two weeks in office, as I focus on ensuring a smooth transition."

Today: Sturgeon on Loose Women on same day as committee

[Stu Pardoe @StuPardoe]

🤣🤣🤣

[Stu Pardoe @StuPardoe]

🤣🤣 You couldn’t write it….oh wait

[The Herald @heraldscotland]

The chief financial officer of Ferguson Marine has left the nationalised shipyard

https://t.co/pIny8zZjrk

[Wings Over Scotland @WingsScotland]

So, just trying to keep tabs now:

Nicola Sturgeon
John Swinney
Ian Blackford
Chief Constable Livingstone
Liz Lloyd
Murray Foote

Who else? Who next?

[Stu Pardoe @StuPardoe]

@chrismackinnon_

[À.M.C 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @andycousins95]

Day 3 at Cheltenham summed up in 15 seconds.

[Stu Pardoe @StuPardoe]

@chinnychick @MandyHickson This comment literally made LOL….Maverick the shit outta shopping 🤣🤣 #brilliant

[Stu Pardoe @StuPardoe]

@brisworld @chrismackinnon_ conversation for tomorrow

[Stu Pardoe @StuPardoe]

@NickKeep_NKA @chinnychick 👏👏Live your best life

[Stu Pardoe @StuPardoe]

@Sadie44689664 Absolutely. Get Humza Useless in to finally kill the party, then we can all move on….probably by Christmas

[Julia Hartley-Brewer @JuliaHB1]

Deputy PM @DominicRaab referring to convicted double rapist Isla Bryson as "she" on @RidgeOnSunday. 🙄 FFS.

Only men can rape. Because only men have penises. So Isla Bryson can't be both a woman AND a rapist. Isla Bryson is a MAN and therefore the correct pronoun is "he".

[Stu Pardoe @StuPardoe]

🤣🤣

[ScotNatWatch @ScotNatWatch]

BREAKING: SNP LEADERSHIP RACE LIVE!!!

It’s neck and ne… oh no it isn’t! Braveheart down 😂😂

PS Kate must’ve been in prayer…

(Another belter from @Jpjm1964)

#SNPLeadershipElection #SNPCivilWar #ScooterBoy

[Stu Pardoe @StuPardoe]

@JasonManford @ITV It’s like the job centre scene from The Full Monty 🤣