Stuart Titsworth

Bread getta no subway l Sydney Thomas Enthusiast l Roll Skers’

[Stuart Titsworth @StuTits3]

Fuck you

[Brodie Thorne, WebMD @thornebusch]

We’re so close to the point of the year where you’re drunk at the bar making a tee time for the next morning

[Stuart Titsworth @StuTits3]

We need a renaissance. Why not us. @KdawgTheMiner @DruPeacock15 @JQ_McD @BowserTitus420 @tuggernuts521

[Stuart Titsworth @StuTits3]

Osborne’s pissed

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May the best team win @rocketroger54

[Stuart Titsworth @StuTits3]

@MunchieBocks @rocketroger54 Fire me up harry

[Stuart Titsworth @StuTits3]

@rocketroger54 You’re god damn right roger, have yourself a day brother.

[Stuart Titsworth @StuTits3]

Plan for the next 3 days

- Last class got out early
- Workout
- Beer and TNF
- Golf 18
- More beer
- Country Concert
- Even more beer
- 11am football game
- Probably some more beer

Recently decided I am taking a 5th year to maximize this lifestyle

[Stuart Titsworth @StuTits3]

Return Offer: Secured✅
Hangxiety: Bad❌

[Stuart Titsworth @StuTits3]

This is why I pay tuition

[Stuart Titsworth @StuTits3]

@ridestifff You take that no smoking sticker off right now young man!

[Stuart Titsworth @StuTits3]

@fistwhistle @skrajisnik3 National championship winning coach Ryan Day?

[Stuart Titsworth @StuTits3]

Just got my phone fixed by the nice Indian man at the mall, he told me 30 minutes to fix and I turn the corner to see a full on fencing competition in the food court.
#hangovercure

[Stuart Titsworth @StuTits3]

@BowserTitus420 Deal!

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I like being hungover. I like the test. Its a mental battle. Its me versus him. I like my odds.

[Stuart Titsworth @StuTits3]

Boss just hit me with “If you wanna hit the road early today feel free” is this a tactic to test my work ethic or a genuine statement?

He might think I am going to run the clock out and kick a field goal but he doesn’t know this white boy.

[Stuart Titsworth @StuTits3]

@fistwhistle Im glad you added the #wearmark so I could tell its a wearmark. Happy friday!

[Stuart Titsworth @StuTits3]

@GlendaMart72261 I’ve always thought Glenda is a fat name and boy am I right. #loseafew