Stuart

[Stuart @StuW11]

@ScootinSteve

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Goodwill is rejecting Yeezy’s and will not sell them at any of their locations 👀😳

[Stuart @StuW11]

@ScootinSteve

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Ligma Johnson had it coming 🍆 💦

[Stuart @StuW11]

@ScootinSteve

[Jason Selvig @jasonselvig]

Just in case you needed another reason to hate the Astros.

[Stuart @StuW11]

@ScootinSteve

[Cʜʀɪs Sᴛᴇɪɴ @chrissteinplays]

Russia... it still produced the single greatest dashcam video ever made

[Stuart @StuW11]

@ScootinSteve

[Stuart @StuW11]

@ScootinSteve I don’t think our group would respond the same way…

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

I don’t know...you think the guys like my new swim trunks? 😎

[Stuart @StuW11]

@Shotty82 No chance.

[Stuart @StuW11]

@Shotty82

[Dillon Cheverere @DCheverere]

My son, 7, has discovered “deez nuts” jokes and it’s all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can’t stop.

I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “deez nuts.”

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

American reporters, take note. This is how it’s done.

[Yoni Appelbaum @YAppelbaum]

Few things I’ve ever edited haunt me the way this one does. I cannot forget the descriptions of what high-velocity bullets do to children’s bodies: https://t.co/RSHFyVheuH

[Stuart @StuW11]

@B_Leezy07 @Shotty82 pounding those eyes out

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

best day of work ever: Jrue Holiday puts on his uniform just to commit a foul and leave, is now ~$225,000 richer because he met the games played threshold in his contract to trigger the bonus.

[Stuart @StuW11]

@ScootinSteve stay healthy bud

[Stuart @StuW11]

@ScootinSteve @Ms_Trae And dry feet

[Acyn @Acyn]

Tucker: It may be worth asking yourself… why do I hate Putin.. Has Putin ever called me a racist? Has he threatened to get me fired for disagreeing with him?

[Stuart @StuW11]

@ScootinSteve

[Terminal Lance @TerminalLance]

Excuse me sir, do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Chesty Puller?

[Ray [REDACTED] @RayRedacted]

This is what a high school student told the Granbury ISD school board. Wow.

[Stuart @StuW11]

@ScootinSteve best idea out there

[Terminal Lance @TerminalLance]

Send the Marines. Let Lance Corporals teach school, you cowards.

[Stuart @StuW11]

@ScootinSteve @TerminalLance Excellent butt service

[Brent Terhune in Lexington KY Aug 7&8 @BrentTerhune]

I’m not getting a smoke detector