Stuart

I'm a Detroit creative director who loves basketball.

[Stuart @Stuart]

Welcome to Twitter, @HunterBiden , you’re making all of this a better place. Now show some of your latest art, please!

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

after all them years of calling dude sleepy joe is CRAZY

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Paul Walter Hauser @WrestlerHauser]

I genuinely hope that everyone is having a good day.

Even my haters. Even the Trumpers.

I disagree with you vehemently, but you’re all made in image of God, and I forget that often.

We’re all God’s children.

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

12 YEARS AGO TODAY
Lance Stephenson blows in LeBron's ear during the Pacers GM5 win vs the Heat

LeBron had a playoff career-low 7 PTS (2/10 FG)

[Stuart @Stuart]

@SawyerMerritt Italians should have kept the Brits out of their design process.

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

might change my name to Wemby’s and only serve french fries after last night’s game

[Stuart @Stuart]

The best place in the city (other than MSG) to see the Knicks play? @BenStiller

[Stuart @Stuart]

@Ballislife Nailed it.

[Vernon Maxwell @VernonMaxwell11]

I can almost guarantee you James Harden is not happy with the Cavs. Cleveland has some of the worst strip clubs in the history of strip clubs.

[Stuart @Stuart]

@IsaacPitts17 @frankb613 @polisciguykris @WorldWideWob Explain the asterisk

[Stuart @Stuart]

@polisciguykris @WorldWideWob It is the truth. And I’m a Pistons fan.

[Stuart @Stuart]

@jschwartz115 “And also, I’m going to complain constantly to the refs!”

[Stuart @Stuart]

@Jumpshot8 @Senninsage @TheRealJHair Great point.

[Stuart @Stuart]

@danield1214

[Stuart @Stuart]

@Imafrayedknot1 @uscfan981 Exactly. Thank you

[Stuart @Stuart]

@uscfan981 You’re a troll. Christ.

[Stuart @Stuart]

@Imafrayedknot1 @uscfan981 Right. He won a World Series by himself. So overrated.

[Stuart @Stuart]

@BenStiller Quin Snyder has to be on suicide watch