Stuart2Caven™©

Just your average guy tweeting about footy. Ohh and if you're just follower gathering I'm not your man.

[Stuart2Caven™© @Stuart2Caven]

Newcastle have been abysmal this summer in the transfer window and that's with CL bragging rights. When they're out by Christmas, languishing mid table by May next year and all the Isak money has been pissed away on garbage, who will they blame then 🤭

[Stuart2Caven™© @Stuart2Caven]

Legs 😜🤭🤣

[celtic Jaime 🍀 @celtic_jaime]

Jam

[Stuart2Caven™© @Stuart2Caven]

@TinaYorkUK Ohhhh yes 😍😜🤭

[Stuart2Caven™© @Stuart2Caven]

@Reeseforsure Naughty girl 😈😜🤭

[Stuart2Caven™© @Stuart2Caven]

@Reeseforsure Morning 😊

[Stuart2Caven™© @Stuart2Caven]

Are people deliberately f*kin stupid or are they just genuinely that thick? 🤣🤣

[Stuart2Caven™© @Stuart2Caven]

Nolan Brothers 😲😝🤣🤣

[Maga Nadine @femalebodybuil6]

Give this group a Band Name !.

[Stuart2Caven™© @Stuart2Caven]

Absolutely none of them thanks

[𝕯𝖆𝛎𝖎𝐝🧘🏾‍♂️ @DavidPattt]

You have an 8 hour flight, which celebrity are you sitting next to?

[Stuart2Caven™© @Stuart2Caven]

Free as a bird and at peace 🤣🤣

[Tokyo @otokyo]

🤔 What do you call a MAN who lives ALONE, without a WIFE or Girl?

[Stuart2Caven™© @Stuart2Caven]

American football, baseball and basketball #justsaying

[Stuart2Caven™© @Stuart2Caven]

@Reeseforsure Well as long as you do your due diligence and get a proper survey done you'll be fine Reese 😜🤣🤭 After all boundaries are there to be checked

[Stuart2Caven™© @Stuart2Caven]

Nice piece Spacey 👍

[Space | ™ @ITKSpace]

There is absolutely no truth to reports suggesting that Kennet Eichhorn has rejected Liverpool. The reality is that discussions remain ongoing, with the main complexities relating to legal and regulatory structures surrounding signing-on payments and compensation mechanisms sought by the player’s camp, while Liverpool’s interest remains as strong as ever and the player’s long-term desire to join the club has never changed, with all parties continuing to explore solutions that could ultimately pave the way for his dream move to Anfield.

The original plan always envisaged Kennet Eichhorn spending time elsewhere before eventually arriving at Anfield due to the well-known legal complications surrounding underage transfers following Brexit, with Liverpool initially intending to sign the player before immediately loaning him out, while current discussions, involving Liverpool, the player’s camp and several potential destination clubs in Germany, are focused on an alternative route towards the same long-term objective, one that could see him permanently join a German side, with Bayer Leverkusen among the possibilities, before a release clause becomes active within a defined timeframe, potentially allowing Liverpool to complete the move at a later date once the relevant legal, regulatory and contractual considerations have been resolved.

For Liverpool, such a structure would provide a clear and legally secure route to secure a player they continue to value highly, while for Eichhorn it would preserve the prospect of one day realising what those close to the situation describe as his dream move to Liverpool Football Club, a club he has admired since childhood. The story is not about rejection, despite what certain mouthpiece reporters have attempted to portray, but about finding the appropriate legal and financial framework to facilitate an outcome that all parties have broadly been working towards from the very beginning.

[Stuart2Caven™© @Stuart2Caven]

That's the Tiramisu Valley located close to my belly 😝🤭🤣

[Francesco @Chef_franco74]

Problemi di geografia 🌍dove si trovano questi altopiani? 🤔

[Stuart2Caven™© @Stuart2Caven]

Who the f*ck would want that thick yank over here. Yeah get rid of Starmer but be real the bunch of buffons governing the USA shouldn't be allowed out of Washington 🤣🤣

[Donna Louise @DonnaLouise1212]

Recent polling showed a whopping 65% of the British population would happily swap @Keir_Starmer for @JDVance

The other 35% couldn't speak English....

[Stuart2Caven™© @Stuart2Caven]

Give them the middle finger and don't bother with them ever again. Simples

[Mr. Mike @mrmikeMTL]

How do you deal with family members that don’t like you??

[Stuart2Caven™© @Stuart2Caven]

@charlotte_90xx Manhunt on ITV X

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@siobhanworld You may be right Siobhan but remember we didn't have Tiktok to show us how to twerk properly back then 😜🤭🤣

[Stuart2Caven™© @Stuart2Caven]

@iHyypia We should never have sold Diaz, they both kept eachother on their toes. That was the sale that effectively broke the attacking camels back, as Gakpos form proved this season. Too many minutes and not enough quality.

[Stuart2Caven™© @Stuart2Caven]

He's going to do a good job isn't he 😀

[Stuart2Caven™© @Stuart2Caven]

@Reeseforsure 😲🤣🤣 That's cheating Reese

[Stuart2Caven™© @Stuart2Caven]

@Sofia50020Sofia Absolutely 💯😁