Stu The Simian

Just He/ because I'll never be him
🐒Monkey Aficionado🐒
🍌Banana Connoisseur🍌
🌳Jungle Kingpin🌳

[Stu The Simian @Stuart69Davis]

She said she was eleven but ive done stranger things

[przc @7jahsgdjk8]

women are like aram: ALL RANDOM ALL MID

[shala @imnothing_333]

when ur camps down lanes pushing ur bitch gone and u just start shooting ropes in the grubs pit cuz you bored

[Stu The Simian @Stuart69Davis]

Jimmy if he was from Israel
Jimmy jewtron

[Stu The Simian @Stuart69Davis]

I bone therefore I am -Dickartes

[Stu The Simian @Stuart69Davis]

The new trend is to red screen your league teammates and I am the pioneer.

[Stu The Simian @Stuart69Davis]

All these bluechew ads must be thinking I’m living like Diary of a wimpy cock

[Stu The Simian @Stuart69Davis]

I’d get on my knees for a McDonald’s soft serve right now

[Stu The Simian @Stuart69Davis]

Honey I mogged the chuds

[Stu The Simian @Stuart69Davis]

When I go out ima caveman hunting wooly mammoths with spears I won’t elaborate

[Stu The Simian @Stuart69Davis]

Ima show off when I jack off hit that bitch with a nut spread

[Stu The Simian @Stuart69Davis]

Zero likes isn’t a lot yeah imagine zero missed opportunities and a life filled with happiness

[Stu The Simian @Stuart69Davis]

@Jake67216667 You wouldn’t get it diamond chud

[Stu The Simian @Stuart69Davis]

I heard all the guys with good dick are plat in league

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

imagine freeing one slave in your entire life and it’s Hitler

[Stu The Simian @Stuart69Davis]

Writing down the n word to make myself feel better

[Stu The Simian @Stuart69Davis]

Bros so goated he jerks himself off

[Stu The Simian @Stuart69Davis]

Don’t mess with that guy I heard he jerks his own beef

[Stu The Simian @Stuart69Davis]

chewing two week old gum

[Stu The Simian @Stuart69Davis]

Bitch built like a wombat she got marsupial pussy

[Stu The Simian @Stuart69Davis]

Two months ago I got a job at a breakfast cafe in preparation of Mother’s Day