Stoo Parker

Spurs fan, Xbox nut, IT dude.

[Stoo Parker @StuartAParker]

Hey @amazon “Parcel left in letterbox”

Does that look like my letterbox?

[Stoo Parker @StuartAParker]

@Official_WebHQ Joined June 2026. Don’t think so.

[Stoo Parker @StuartAParker]

@currys Any chance someone can contact me regarding a price promise issue. Spoke to someone on web chat who was frankly useless. Very disappointing, terrible experience.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Look at the scenes. LOOK AT THEM.

Football is the greatest sport on earth.

[Stoo Parker @StuartAParker]

@TheBoringGit I’d be over the moon to be proven wrong. There’s just nothing that gives me hope. He has nothing in the bank that makes me have faith or has earned him the right.

[Stoo Parker @StuartAParker]

@matthayesthfc Spurs player, couldn’t give a flying fuck about anything else. As a Brit we’ve spent far too long getting involved in other peoples shit.

[Stoo Parker @StuartAParker]

@DeadlineDayLive @MailSport She’s epically shit. Absolutely clueless.

[Stoo Parker @StuartAParker]

@footballconfid1 Fucking Levy 😬

[Stoo Parker @StuartAParker]

@markgurman Just updated Mac App Store version to 10.63.1 today on my MBP M3 Max and just crashes on launch.

[Stoo Parker @StuartAParker]

@johnlewishelp Thanks Kayleigh, but that’s all that seems to happen, replies to my DMs. Nothing is ACTUALLY HAPPENING to resolve the issue.

[Stoo Parker @StuartAParker]

Hugely disappointed in @johnlewishelp, you have been out several times to “repair” my elderly parents washing machine which is covered by your 2 year guarantee. You’ve not fixed the problem and you’re now saying hotpoint are refusing to replace the unit…..

[Stoo Parker @StuartAParker]

@johnlewishelp And may I remind you that this issue was first reported on 05/02/24. Almost SIX MONTHS AGO!!

[Stoo Parker @StuartAParker]

@johnlewishelp Not seeing any actual progress at all since contacting you. Not sure what my case manager is actually doing? Please read your DMs for the latest absolute comedy of an engineer tuning up to fit a drum that was left by the previous engineer, but not knowing he was to do it.

[Stoo Parker @StuartAParker]

For my parents. We bought the unit from you for the extra guarantee. I suggest anyone reading this avoid John Lewis and their underhand tactics. I’ll draw your attention to the following:

If we can’t repair your item, we’ll replace it with the nearest equivalent product.

[Stoo Parker @StuartAParker]

Can you please advise where in this snippet of the guarantee that it’s our problem. Clearly our contract is with you regarding the warranty. “Your John Lewis Guarantee”… half of the machine has been replaced and still faulty. This has caused much stress and inconvenience…

[Stoo Parker @StuartAParker]

@LloydsBank The ucli page you refer people to to accept or decline a credit card credit increase doesn’t work. Click on “make your decision” doesn’t do anything. Tried on several computers and browsers. Considering you automatically apply the increase unless declined, this is a concern

[Stoo Parker @StuartAParker]

@LloydsBank I hope there is not an “underhand” reason as to why the website you advise to use to DECLINE a credit card limit increase doesn’t work 🤔

[Stoo Parker @StuartAParker]

@DeadlineDayLive @TimesSport No. Make it based on foot position. It’s so fucking simple really.

[Last Word On Spurs @LastWordOnSpurs]

🚨Tottenham Hotspur have enquired over signing of centre-back Trevoh Chalobah.

✍️Spurs want to sign another central defender this summer and Chelsea have told him they wish to sell him with any deal costing in the region of £30M.

👨🏻‍💻[@GraemeBailey]

#THFC | #COYS | #TOTTENHAM