Stuart Payne

Bristol-born, raised an #LUFC fan, living in Barcelona - work that one out. #MOT

[Beren Cross @BerenCross]

After 45 years of waiting and at the 19th time of asking, Leeds United finally beat Manchester United in the league at Old Trafford for the first time since 1981.

Daniel Farke is on his knees.

They go six points clear of Tottenham in 18th! #lufc

[Leeds United @LUFC]

WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE!!!

[Stuart Payne @StuartAPayne]

Truly three of the greatest moments I’ve ever seen in the game of football happened tonight. Declan Rice’s first free kick, Declan Rice’s second free kick, and Patrick Bamford’s sliding hooked tackle in the 93rd minute. Unreal. #LUFC

[Stuart Payne @StuartAPayne]

This is really good 😆 - at least their media team know how to score.

[Burnley FC @BurnleyOfficial]

Let them off the plane ⏳

[Stuart Payne @StuartAPayne]

@FPL_Harry Do you how this is possible? Or is it a glitch?

[Stuart Payne @StuartAPayne]

@RestIsPolitics don’t suppose there is a way to listen to the Angela Merkel Leading interview in German? With English subtitles, that would also be even more great.

[Stuart Payne @StuartAPayne]

@OfficialBHAFC I beg your fucking pardon.

[Stuart Payne @StuartAPayne]

I hate August.

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

The transfer window can't close soon enough for Leeds United fans 😬

#ITVFootball | #Leeds

[Stuart Payne @StuartAPayne]

Done. ✅ 🤤

[Leeds United @LUFC]

🟡 Thoughts on our new 24/25 away shirt?

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

Bye @trussliz, thanks for the memories 👋

[Stuart Payne @StuartAPayne]

Proxy vote done for @Wera_Hobhouse, still supporting you all the way from Barcelona. 🔸 🗳️

[Stuart Payne @StuartAPayne]

That was the worst and best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

[Stuart Payne @StuartAPayne]

I admit this is a more of a love-in for Bielsa than anything else, but I don’t care.

[Stuart Payne @StuartAPayne]

Kalvin Phillips. Coached into #ENG by a genius, the side was built around how good he was in CDM. GS was able to mask him as his own for two tournaments. With Bielsa gone, & KP turned to shit, what would have probably been obvious 5 years ago is now glaringly obvious to everyone.

[Stuart Payne @StuartAPayne]

Even if we won the thing now, Southgate’s getting sacked after that, my word.

[Stuart Payne @StuartAPayne]

I’ve watched enough Championship football in my life to know when a team isn’t coached well enough. #DENENG 🇩🇰 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Stuart Payne @StuartAPayne]

@PhilHay_ @TheAthleticFC 😢😢

[Stuart Payne @StuartAPayne]

Good morning! 😍 No bald frauds in sight so far today.

#LUFC 🤍@TheSquareBall @PhilHay_

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

MOT!

[Stuart Payne @StuartAPayne]

@JakubKrupa Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.