Stuart Dorrance

Writer of books and music.

[Humane World for Animals @humaneworldorg]

It's Beansday!

The day we swap meat for beans, don our bean suit, and let the bean fireworks fly.

Talk about a win-win-win 🫘🫘🫘

[Wolves @Wolves]

There’s something that the Wolves want you to know… ✍️

[Stuart Dorrance @StuartDorrance]

@fars_sanctuary Love this X

[FARS_sanctuary @fars_sanctuary]

"Amos makes it all better" 🤗🐏

These animals, their innocence, their loving ways, their beautiful souls, their #Friendship, are everything to us 💖

As much as we help them, they help us 🥰

How it should be 🙏

#AmosSheep
#VeganForHim
#VeganSanctuary
#AllLivesArePrecious

[James Hogg @JamesAHogg2]

John Eric Bartholomew, AKA Eric Morecambe, was born 100 years ago today.

Few people in history have made as many people laugh as Eric, and as someone whose life was dedicated to that purpose, I am sure it is an accolade he would have been incredibly proud of.

For me, Eric’s brilliance lay not just in the laughter he created, but in the anticipation of the laughter to come. That gift was omnipresent, following him like a comedic halo. To see him was to smile instinctively, followed quickly by genuine laughter. His friend Tommy Cooper possessed that same rare quality, and I have many treasured memories of watching them both when I was young.

Thanks to social media, Eric’s work continues to be enjoyed by millions worldwide every day, and appreciation for his immense talent only grows. Long may that continue.

Here he is, with Ernie and Mr Preview, creating some 22 karat TV comedy gold.

God bless Eric Morecambe x

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Monty Python will always be timeless.

[UKADS @ukads3]

When you meet a girl from Birmingham make sure you drink Harp, 1981

[Stuart Dorrance @StuartDorrance]

Here’s a new song I’ve just published. Frank Ledbetter is the greatest rockstar the world has ever known… Well, that’s what Frank thinks anyway 😂

Frank Ledbetter - The Greatest Rockstar https://t.co/gb2UQ0qFVp via @YouTube

[Classic Ads @ClassicAdvertz]

Heineken featuring Jennifer Aniston, 2005

[Stuart Dorrance @StuartDorrance]

@grok So if I now upgrade to Premium+ my issue will be resolved @grok ?

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REVIEW ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

‘I literally cried with laughter reading this book. It turns your perceptions thoughts and behaviours inside out and sets you free from the dogma of the systemic rules that litter our daily lives, either self inflicted or otherwise. For me it’s hilarious stand up comedy in a book’. 😀

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@RobertJenrick

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@MbarkCherguia Seems a lot of trouble just to turn round 😂

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Own your very own little scallywag for just £6.00 😀 I’ll even send her out for free!!!

Moll available via my website.

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@Wolves @WolvesEsports

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@Invisible_Lady1 Ha ha!! Me too..

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Anton - “If I could give you a twelve I’d give you a twelve”.

2 mins later …

#StrictlyComeDancing #strictly

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@England @EURO2024

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@Firegoddess_8 Love the picture 😀