Stuart Green

Actor - Writer - Guy Friday

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@SteveMartinToGo Does this Irony come in Ebony?

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@jjkeyes Woo hoo!

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@StephenKing Whaddya so afraid of, you've been scarin' the schnitt outta people for years / consider it a buyback, courtesy of the Duffers 🤣

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@warrenleightTV Feels like we're moving into a new season of Law & Order: SVUSA

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This is a nightmare. In some states, if a woman reports she’s been raped, it may be used against her

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Hey TBTB fans! We hope you enjoyed the amazing show last night. Tonight, we have another great play: THE CONTRALTOS by Stuart Green (He/Him/His). It’s directed by Ella Mock (They/Them/Theirs) and it stars George Ashiotis, Veronica Cruz, and Christopher Hurt. Please join us at...

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@felipetmedinaa Dark Dude Dark. I may know a psychological "friend" who can help you answer such questions...

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If only I had some clapbacks like this...

[Acyn @Acyn]

Question: Why is it important for the President to visit his Delaware residence so frequently?
Psaki: Because it’s his home. You like going home right? So does the President

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@DanRather History's a Mirror she's covered.

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@dLdot ZuruckGeKaffeUndKase!

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@StephenKing Not "F(l)our past Midnight?"

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@warrenleightTV @PhyliciaRashad Just because someone's nice to you, and horrible to so many others, doesn't make them a good person.

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@TriumphICDHQ If anyone has some blood-pressure meds that go down easy with Beano and Dairy-ease, I might just make it to the Nassau Collisseum. Go Isles!!

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@SeatGeek Now if you look there's only tickets available on the site over $300 - you then click and it's way above that. SeatGeek - can you please respond to clarify what happened to those of us who got kicked out of your waiting room, and what can be done to rectify it? Thanks.

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@SeatGeek I just tried that and it kicked me out / have been in the "waiting room" for almost 3 hours. Thoughts?

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@seahear @SeatGeek I was really hoping they'd figure out the kinks before launching this. Am sure Weds night tickets are already pricey.

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@mediablitz @SeatGeek That seems about right - hopefully they'll do another lottery.

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@mediablitz @SeatGeek I saw from $75 to $850.

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@mediablitz @SeatGeek It's strange - I'm sure their system got slammed / hopefully they'll honor those of us who've been waiting.

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@TBTBTheater @AnnMorelli @MelaniePortsche @TheatreRowNYC @artny72 @hubbellg @NickWaltherVO @SalovaaraTucker @wrenashley Looking forward to this!