Stuart James

This once great platform has become a toxic cesspit of cowardly anonymous trolls. Only remaining here for public transport talk.

You’ll find me on Facebook.

[Stuart James @StuartJames000]

@fictillius @Blue_Pie_Ninja We’ve been saying that for 6 decades. Perhaps more. ✌🏼

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@Blue_Pie_Ninja @fictillius Yeah but you can’t get a train 😎

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I beg to differ

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Would be impossible to design the Caulfield transfer worse

Having built elevated rail on the Dandenong corridor and later dug a trench at Neerim Rd, two opportunities arose to create a flyover so at least one of the inbound/outbound changeovers was on the connected middle island

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Pretty ordinary PID’s from @metrotrains. No information about South Yarra bound trains.

[ALGA @ALGAcomms]

🏢 The inaugural Urban Forum is underway at #NGA2026, with opening contributions from Minister @ClareONeilMP, Senator Andrew Bragg (@ajamesbragg), Chief Minister Andrew Barr and ALGA Vice President Mayor @CrStuartJames. Getting into the key issues of concern for Australia’s urban councils.

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@expedtadam @suburban_melb @metrotrains Ahhh. Easier for PTV. That’s the priority I guess. That makes sense.

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Buses replacing trains between Caulfield and City.

For some reason Bus is express Caulfield to Burnley. Why not Malvern East? Surely a lot quicker? @metrotrains

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@suburban_melb @metrotrains Bus literally drove straight past Gardiner Station. Perhaps that was the better drop off. Traffic isn’t kind.

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“Passengers for East Pakenham or Cranbourne go to Platform 12 and change at South Yarra” @metrotrains

Next train on Platform 12 is in 10 minutes. Cannot move.

Completely empty Sandringham train promptly arrives on Platform 13 and leaves empty.

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@MelbOnTransit @metrotrains @metrotunnelvic They just opened it after spending $15B building it, and now it’s closed? Amazing.

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Strange planner. Cranbourne Trains don’t stop at South Yarra 🤔

@metrotrains @metrotunnelvic

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@MrCricketAust @simo1652 @newscomauHQ Article was written by @Matt_H_Sullivan but I doubt he wrote the social media headline.

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This is disgraceful from @newscomauHQ.

His wife was in labour.

Calling childbirth “wife drama” is lazy, sexist and deeply disrespectful.

Words matter. Headlines shape attitudes. They can either challenge misogyny, or quietly reinforce it.

This one reinforced it.

Do better.

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@Westpac @NAB It’s as if you didn’t even read my tweet 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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So @westpac allow “eligible customers” to deposit cheques via their app, yet no one knows what that is, not online chat, not ring customer service or visiting a branch NONE. It’s 2026 & I have to go to a branch to deposit a cheque

Regret moving from @nab

https://t.co/6I7OXyrwxV

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@Westpac @NAB Already did that before tweeting.

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On top of that, they won’t let me link my savings account to my credit card and force me to have two cards. Understanding why @westpac is a cheaper offering.

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Dandenong/Cranbourne/Pakenham passengers, find your own way home.

@metrotrains @MCG

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Train sits empty on Platform 1. It’s the shuttle between Richmond and Caulfield.

But our train from Oakleigh is 3 minutes late, so the empty shuttle train departs with 10 people on board.

Amazing @metrotrains