Stuart Kenyon

I'm nowhere near as popular or entertaining as my follower count suggests

[Stuart Kenyon @StuartKenyon81]

@dannyschof81 My hedge trimmer's inside, and it's still probably fucked

[Stuart Kenyon @StuartKenyon81]

@dannyschof81 Our garage conversion floor is ruined, but it's worth to see their parade pissed all over by angry gods

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@dannyschof81 Gutted. Why can't we have a decent, home-grown player for once?

[Stuart Kenyon @StuartKenyon81]

@dannyschof81 Well stop shitting on the floor, then

[Stuart Kenyon @StuartKenyon81]

@dannyschof81

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@dannyschof81 His name is Mick Grabowski, and he's been passed over for promotion multiple times because he cuts too many corners. He'd be working tomorrow too. To him, Jane Doe is just as important as the Queen

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@dannyschof81 Is the detective smoking, while musing that the Jane Doe was treated like trash, thrown away both by the killer and a cruel world in general?

[Stuart Kenyon @StuartKenyon81]

@dannyschof81 @Stefisher13 Apparently, a lot of these homophobes are secretly gay and are projecting their own self-loathing. Unfortunately, Tom wasn't one of them. He just didn't want a kiss at that point

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@Stefisher13 @dannyschof81 I hear he's just learnt to walk again, but he now has the mental age of a seven year old and still has nightmares about that fateful night. His family did a justgiving for him a couple of months back, so I donated a tenner on your behalf 👍

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#UPDATE President Volodymyr Zelensky on Thursday praised the first visit to Ukraine since the start of the war by Turkish counterpart Recep Tayyip Erdogan, who helped broker a grain deal between Kyiv and Moscow

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@dannyschof81 Had this been scored by some big name legend, we'd see it all the time

[Stuart Kenyon @StuartKenyon81]

@dannyschof81 I believe his full name is TV's James Nesbitt

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@dannyschof81 "Blood soaked asterisk" is a quality bit of imagery, mate. Gonna steal that and use it in my Reddit football arguments

[Stuart Kenyon @StuartKenyon81]

@dannyschof81 But you're clearly over 30. Must've had a tough paper round. You're younger than me but look old enough to be my great-grandad. You're bald. Age is just a number. I'm twice your age but could ride a much faster

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@dannyschof81 I applaud you, Dan. It's about time someone spoke out about this.

[Stuart Kenyon @StuartKenyon81]

@dannyschof81 Followed closely by https://t.co/6BT3rThZPo

[Stuart Kenyon @StuartKenyon81]

@dannyschof81 Arsenal actually scored some goals in those games though

[Stuart Kenyon @StuartKenyon81]

@dannyschof81 She'll probably buy a load of shite you don't need while she's there, too

[Stuart Kenyon @StuartKenyon81]

@dannyschof81 Like that old bloke who went mental and started throwing leaflets about because he had to wait in a queue