Sir Smiffalot

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@retrofootballnw Travesty. ⚒️

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@mywhufc @westhamjb @westhamfootball Thanks for the shout out Nigel. It was me on the march with the estrella and smoked salmon sandwiches in a Waitrose bag! Keeping up appearances.

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@ShiiineOn_ Yeah man. Was 17 and drove up from Essex with 6 mates. Slept in our cars in a farmers field in Wigan. Defining trip. Good ticket number too.

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@mywhufc Maureen’s, Poplar?

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@westhamfootball Jurassic Par

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@quantick Spilling up in silk and Peter Glaze
You hook me up a rendez-vous at your place
His lipstick and his lip gloss seals my fate

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@quantick On the chaise longue, Peter Glaze on, on the chaise longue
All day long, on the chaise longue
Peter Glaze on, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
All day long, Peter Glaze on……

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@indianhammers @WestHam Was really nice meeting you too. Just wish I had my shirt on also! Keep up the good work and COYI ⚒️

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@mywhufc I was at that match and remember people saying how perverse the West Ham fans are for booing off a win.The next morning I couldn’t have felt prouder.We don’t go to watch winning ugly,we go to watch football and Hull deserved to win that game,even with 10 men if I remember rightly

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@RangersUELFinal @RangersFC @ibroxrocks @SeafarerMichael @TheLoudenTavern @4ladshadadream @EuropaLeague Good work! But if anyone still struggling I’m a disappointed Hammer with a return flight to get rid of. Gatwick to Seville out on Tuesday home on Thursday. Face value £210 but will be £310 after name change charge.

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@themcfallguy Hi Stephen. Sorry I got a taker last night. If it falls through I’ll get back to you.

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Rangers fans! Disappointed Hammer here selling flight only to Seville. EasyJet Gatwick Seville rtn. Goes midday Tuesday returns 3pm Thursday. Just looking to get money back. Will be £310 after name change.

[Geo Mackie @redhammer8]

RT to enter!!

-A pair of tickets to our boats on Sunday, before & after the match!!

Just retweet to enter plus every 30 retweets I’ll pick another winner!

Details of the West Ham fans boats below 👇🏼👇🏼

https://t.co/8apyhySogj

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@BorisJohnson Spill baby batter????

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@jonronson Must have been said or too obvs but here goes. Pictures of Lily by The Who. Then of course there was You’re Gorgeous by Babybird. Also too obvs. Still thinking....

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@NeilMarkham1 I’m a Hammer who was at that game at WHL. Couldn’t be more pleased for you mate (if a not a little jealous). You’re a great dad and these memories are golden. Treasure them. Enjoy the ride. Hope she does too. Keeeep dancin’.

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I vote @Gilly_flaherty for April @FAWSL Player of the Month!

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@kumbdotcom I’ve noticed it getting worse by block 141 toilets over the last few games. Match day experience just gets better and better eh?

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@Coldwar_Steve Wilmot in for Sterling? Bold, but to be fair he is a better foil for Garfunkel. Just hope he can last the 90.

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@capnbobfrapples Good luck. Me in ‘92, Benfleet with my 1500. Loved that motor. Taught me a lot about cars, actually mostly about rust, shoddy 70’s BL workmanship and depreciation. But would swap my current car back for it in a heartbeat.