Children's author- performed at 3,000 schools, libraries & book festivals around UK, Hong Kong, UAE, India & Oz π Gigs at Latitude Fest26 with Lewis Capaldi!
@LewisCapaldi Well said, Lewis! Shame I can't use that line in my kids' books π But my tent is in the performers section at Latitude in July, with square sausage and Irn-Bru on the go, if you're peckish? π
@Ofaye9@ErlingRoIe It's just one rule for old Ronnie π FIFA make this nonsense up as they go along! There's never been a World Cup reprieve like this, a three-match ban remains in place but partially suspended. FIFA cheating again.
@Ofaye9@ErlingRoIe And to be fair, Ronaldo should be banned for first two games in the World Cup following his red card against Ireland but FIFA would rather ki$$ his a$re!
@radiojeremyvine You're right, Jeremy. AI is often wrong. I just called out Grok and it replied with "I incorrectly used a stray Wikipedia link at the end of that sentence. That was misleading and sloppy β my apologies for the confusion. Iβll be more precise going forward."
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Absolutely signed your petition, Feargal - no. 90,517! Go kick their arses, less than 10k to go! πMaybe the biggest bunch of lying, cheating, thieving, manipulative grifters the world has ever seen! Sue the lot of them!
@mowgli1977z I still struggle to work out the formation for this side! β½οΈ
Did Nicol or Narey play right-back? Did Roy Aikten play centre-mid? Clearly, Sturrock and Sharpie played up front, but was it a 4-4-2 or maybe a 5-3-2? There could even be four centre halves in that team.
@SDBookTours Maia, I would like a small increase in my book sales, please. I've sold approx. 5,000 copies this year so far, but an extra 120 books to US book buyers would be super.
Please see my email sent to you on Saturday 25th April.
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Can today get any better?! Just been booked to host 11 gigs in Ireland next February! π Just had my parking fine rescinded, and now booked tickets to see The High Life tomorrow! πPif, paf, pof! @forbesmasson
@Tsoukalos Such sad news! Nick was an absolute gentleman. Still can't believe he agreed to be in my 8th book (under a ridiculously obvious pseudonym), and sent me pages of unclassified material from Hon. John McCain re: AATIP, even joked about my 'Gorgeous George' character.
Heartbreaking.
@YasirAgha1234 The largest number of soldiers ever to surrender in a single conflict? Nonsense! Between 2.5 and 3.5 million German soldiers surrendered to Allied forces in the final days of World War II in Europe.
Nearly at the end of a fantastic book tour around Ireland! Worked with over 3000 pupils from 22 schools, hosted a show at Seamus Heaney HomePlace, met Children's Laureate Frank Cottrell-Boyce, and this morning, scraped a wee bit of snow off my car! π₯Ά