The Mega Millions Winner

Please don’t judge me solely based on my offensive and distasteful username.

[The Mega Millions Winner @StuartScottsEye]

@CurtisWenis @HGTVontheRadio If she ever lets me see it again you will be the first to know

[The Mega Millions Winner @StuartScottsEye]

@CurtisWenis @HGTVontheRadio Looks like there’s a Scottish league two team, Cowdenbeath FC, with a grassy knoll

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

(Austin Powers game tutorial level)

Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag?

Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory?

Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

[The Mega Millions Winner @StuartScottsEye]

@HamHock42 @coolhandluka_ Unfortunately, I fear Luka may be looking past the fact that he was also a basketball player.