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Devastatingly handsome

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@ryananic Astute observation old chum

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@ryananic @JoeTaylor67 Never a truer word spoken

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I am nature's greatest miracle

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Just when I thought badger couldn't be any more of a redneck he comes out with "if Jesus had a gun he'd still be alive"

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Badger has started taking herbal baths (whatever the hell that is) and now he won't shut the fuck up about it

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@pussy_shirley @ConnallT5

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You really, truly, deeply appreciate being Scottish after spending a prolonged period of time in England. We're such a uniquely successful race

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@DeanJohnson32 Really hope they do go down! Such a weird club. If they could take Leeds down with them too that would be terrific

[db 🖤 @dbcxptures]

Tenderstem Broccoli is the sexiest vegetable on the planet.

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When hatate isn't on the pitch all the other players should be asking where's hatate

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@SimpsonsQOTD @DavidNugent9 this reads just like a message from you

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@musicstruggles1 @DavidNugent9 this perfectly describes you

[Ryan Nicolson @ryananic]

Paul Bremner’s phone went off last night and his ringtone was The Blue Sea of Ibrox pass it on

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Hatate could be bigger than curly fries

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First time at no88 tonight and, oh my days, that was easily the best meal I've ever had in Shetland. Couldn't recommend it more to anyone who hasn't been. Very nice and pleasant staff too which is an absolute rare bonus up here

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Don't listen to any of Sturgeon's shit man, sometimes she thinks SHE'S John Wayne