Stubby

Laugh at life or life will laugh at you!!!!

[Stubby @Stubbo82]

@GBNEWS @beverleyturner - Only people with something to hide are against facial recognician. We dont use tech enough in policing; e.g. ANPR for rural settlements without visible policing would help, car trackers, private cameras should be used to convict drivers using mobiles

[Stubby @Stubbo82]

@GBNEWS Tortoise on a gatepost is the analogy you are looking for to describe Keir Starmer as PM.

[Stubby @Stubbo82]

@anon_opin In females they call it FGM.... I don't see a difference personally.

[Stubby @Stubbo82]

@anon_opin So do elections.

[Stubby @Stubbo82]

@anon_opin Socialism isn't empathy it's a regression to extinction.... Stupidity wrapped up in an aid package that breeds jealousy and contempt.

[Stubby @Stubbo82]

@anon_opin 2 is still luck.... Even 3.... 4 is where genius is, logically....

[Stubby @Stubbo82]

@fesshole She surely doesn't follow you to the toilet.... Why do you need to drink the glass of milk? Why not just say you have the shits and give your guts a break??

[Stubby @Stubbo82]

@anon_opin Nihil nequius est te

[Stubby @Stubbo82]

@fesshole When I won't see someone for a week or more I leave by saying "enjoy your life, don't die"....
When it's someone I dislike I just say "enjoy your life".

[Stubby @Stubbo82]

@anon_opin Yeah, definitely needs a 2020s upgrade.

[Stubby @Stubbo82]

@anon_opin Who will have to lean the turbine meter??

[Stubby @Stubbo82]

@clairebubblepop Or £270,000,000 bill in total for 2024.... £270 MILLION.
How many British homeless could that have fed for how long?
How many nurses salaries?? How many new social houses to bring house prices down for British people??

[Stubby @Stubbo82]

@anon_opin Chances are it would be cancelled by then.... "Ooh, can't say that anymore.... You will offend a transexual caterpillar who has ADHD"

[Stubby @Stubbo82]

@anon_opin It's a cry for help.... An unnatural need to be noticed and to think they are doing some good in the world when in reality they are keeping a piece of metal warm.

[Stubby @Stubbo82]

A what point is the world going to say to #isreal "look lads, we know you had a rough time during WW2 that was 80 years ago you can't keep doing stuff like this".
The west need to admit they have been too lenient on them and stop arming/protecting them.

[Stubby @Stubbo82]

@anon_opin How often do you wash your towel at home though??
I work on an oil rig and guys that look like they shower twice a year complain when a fresh towel isn't left at their bed everyday.... The one from the day before dries, use that.

[Stubby @Stubbo82]

@anon_opin I don't know a single person that's killed a shark.

[Stubby @Stubbo82]

@anon_opin You haven't tried starting to hoover the house using a rechargable one with only 3 out 4 lights on the battery charge indicator, have you??
Now that is exhilarating; will it make it to the end.... Just how much hair has been.

[Stubby @Stubbo82]

@anon_opin Go to America, they will accept you there.

[Stubby @Stubbo82]

@fesshole Wish my 'blackouts' involved a vivid memory like that.