Launchpad McQuack

Still too drunk to taste this chicken.

[Launchpad McQuack @StuckInAmerica]

@uscfan981 Theres two SGs and two SFs and Steph/KD ability to open up lanes will be IMPORTANT for MJ, Chuck, and Robinson.

Chuck, MJ, and Robinson give hella defense. Sorry, yall, but it's Kobe and Melo.

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@OleTimeHardball Hall of Very Good. Good offensively, but slightly below average defensively and offensive numbers not good enough to make up for the D (see: Piazza).

I wouldn't react negatively if he got in, though.

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@SuaKCravens @TheDunkCentral @maxkellerman @NBA__Courtside Disrespectful.. but not incorrect.

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@tedcruz Is it because you yourself have taken over $1.4mil from AIPAC

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@KnickWitDaKnack @wydchrome @NotLikeTyrese

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@OleTimeHardball Nope. Steroids keep you out.

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Frfr #natspark wont clear Toronto's 100k hotdogs sold. Not sure of total numbers, but demand is high and theyre going out SLOWLY. #NATS

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@ATLHawks ask Quin if I can get some run in 2nd half, couldn't be worse than this shit.

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@DebatesOnNBA Neither.

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Mitchell Robinson is fucking retarded.

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Hawks just goaded Knicks while down 50. Funny, pathetic, or fucking stupid? All of the above

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Kuminga looks like SHIT

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Should all read $1. Bring back the dollar menu, permanently, @mcdonalds.

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@TruckBon Robert Horry.

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@SenTomCotton @SpanbergerForVA these are the kind of people you're siding with when pushing to criminalize public consumption.

Classic democrat.

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Clowns like this deserve to be cyber bullied.

[Congressman Rich McCormick, MBA MD @RepMcCormick]

DC Bureaucrats hijacked Virginia… but we will restore it.

Arlington and Alexandria were always meant to be a part of DC.

That’s why I introduced the Make DC Square Again Act, because it’s a simple concept: DC = 🟥

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@RepMcCormick You're fucking retarded.

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@RepMcCormick Cry harder, bitch boy.

Just pissy your party's normal rigging practices worked against you.

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@zachkram James Harden's PPG stat in Playoffs WAY off on that ESPN article.