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Ohohohohoooo! Need another seeing to, do we?
Obviously not the real Spike Milligan (man's been dead for years) but a big fan who wants to #MakeComedyGreatAgain

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CookdandBombd aren't half a touchy lot of bastards. This has just happened and I haven't posted a damn thing on their forum for nearly a year now. #SickMinds

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@mrmichaelball Do not forget my name

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@PeteCityPrice Enjoying the show very much Pete, always good to hear you on the radio, you're a breath of fresh air!

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@IvyDoomkitty @WhatsUpPizzas @ydaak @Patreon @realdavidwebb @VideoGameBANG @conventionscene @IGN @IvyDoomkitty You are gorgeous, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

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@CuriousUkTelly @wearecultonline George and Mildred!

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@PeteCityPrice The BBC made a mistake showing those lost Morecambe and Wise episodes at Christmas - they were interesting but not very funny. They'd have been better tucked away on BBC Four one night for serious archive television buffs.

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@peteprodge You're a boring little turd, Peter, and I have zero interest in further pursuing these tedious circular arguments.
Enjoy trudging around the country humiliating yourself in front of drunkards. I wouldn't have the fucking nerve.

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@peteprodge Anyone with an ounce of sense would see your act as the paper-thin tedium it is.

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@peteprodge 'We are jesters, not bullies' as you wrote on your blog. That may be true, but you do come across as a seriously nasty piece of work sometimes. What was it you called me, a hopeless failing jobless crybaby twat, was it?

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@peteprodge 'The same old same old'... much as Tiswas did exactly the same old same old every bleeding week. Custard pies. Buckets of water. Crap impressions. Denim herberts in the cage. Kids in the background bored gutless.

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@peteprodge The key word here is 1994. I was nineteen, and had already been doing comedy for three years. What were you doing between the ages of 17 and 19? Fuck all, I'd wager.

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Torturous mnemonic time...
https://t.co/3UFeMLZXTq

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The sheer concentrated misery on George Roper's face will never cease to be a highlight of my Christmas viewing. #GeorgeAndMildred

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@peteprodge I can tell you here and now that I've seen some truly shit holiday camp-level stand-ups in my time, and not one of them would give the steam off Ted Bovis's piss for the hacky drivel that constitutes your act.

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@peteprodge Obviously being friends with cunts (Ben Baker, Gavin Gaughan, Louis Barfe) is a bonus too.

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@peteprodge Because obviously I'm the only fucker on the planet who thinks the Prodigy are shite, Cook'd and Bomb'd is a glorified sixth form common room and Don't Start Me Off was a wretched hive of scum and villainy. Your desperation to win this round is overwhelming.

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@peteprodge Nice to know you've found your target audience - inebriated morons.

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@peteprodge Really. How very interesting.

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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness.

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@peteprodge Really, Prodge, this is the equivalent of boasting about your fancy wallpaper to a blind person. I've been off the comedy circuit for 23 years now and have no desire to return. Unlike you I don't seek validation in the empty applause of strangers, or the idle praise of drunkards.