Brett Stuckey

I worked out with a dumbbell yesterday. I feel vigorous.

[Brett Stuckey @Stuckey_Brett]

@marytylerpoor In the last month we’ve sold our family business to a PE firm. It is suddenly so corporate and I feel like the biggest fraud.

[Brett Stuckey @Stuckey_Brett]

When you’ve had three IPAs.

[Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated]

Bloated. Alone. Oblivious. The end is near.

[Brett Stuckey @Stuckey_Brett]

@JFergusonAU @MonTANA470 SC until about 10-11 central and then exercise shows.

[Brett Stuckey @Stuckey_Brett]

@marytylerpoor Bothering to use all the apostrophes but not one period is really something.

[Brett Stuckey @Stuckey_Brett]

@John_P_Carvalho @acaseofthegolf1 Was watching Canadian Open and they talked about this. He’s playing as an amateur at the open and officially turning pro after. So I assume no money.

[Brett Stuckey @Stuckey_Brett]

@WUTangKids @BenStiller Wild that Olivia Benson has her hands on the ref.

[Brett Stuckey @Stuckey_Brett]

@RealEmirHan

[Brett Stuckey @Stuckey_Brett]

Y’all know that scene in Christmas Vacation where the two old guys keep trying to one-up each other with their ailments? My dad and father-in-law are reenacting it right now.

[Brett Stuckey @Stuckey_Brett]

Is the team owner asleep too?

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

There is no F—king way Trump is getting out of this one.

He falls asleep at the loud and exciting Knicks game, and then jolts awake suddenly.

What a low energy, sleepy, old man.

[Brett Stuckey @Stuckey_Brett]

@dBriceJ Grab your bag and take a chance
Time to learn a cajun dance
Kid your gonna see the mornin' sun

[Brett Stuckey @Stuckey_Brett]

@TheStingisBack @natwarman Has just been revoked.

[Brett Stuckey @Stuckey_Brett]

This could literally be me at my grandmother’s house. Everything about it, including the boy, matches.

[SCOTT WARNER @ScottWarner18]

No lie. You were a legend if you had one of these bad boys.

[Brett Stuckey @Stuckey_Brett]

@BravesOnWTBS What happened later?

[Brett Stuckey @Stuckey_Brett]

@AuburnMGolf @PabloEscoburner Now sell those orange polos.

[Brett Stuckey @Stuckey_Brett]

@KofiCockburnvic @BigGlennNetwork

[Brett Stuckey @Stuckey_Brett]

Why do so many uber drivers hate air conditioning?

[Brett Stuckey @Stuckey_Brett]

If he gets ejected as he rounds first base, would the run count?

[Chris Phillips @CPhilly19]

You can’t do this shit and not expect to get ejected. I love emotion in sport as much as anyone but you know the rule.

The real solution is this … introduce a WARNING to college baseball.

No other sport tosses players on a first offense like baseball.

[Brett Stuckey @Stuckey_Brett]

Imagine having those people telling you that you’re acting beneath your office.

[Josh Kraushaar @JoshKraushaar]

“Susie Wiles, Trump’s chief of staff, recently advised Mr. Vance to take a break from social media, as have other officials in the West Wing, according to people familiar with those interactions, because the fighting was beneath his office”

https://t.co/AuMCSQwIW4

[Brett Stuckey @Stuckey_Brett]

Tuberville and who?

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

At an antique store. If anybody needs a life-size cardboard cutout of Bartles & Jaymes, let me know fast …

[Brett Stuckey @Stuckey_Brett]

@puckandrally Like they’re rotating their crops.