me: so 7pm dinner? i pick you up?
her: works for me! and sure! youre car is normal, right?
me: *your lol. and yes, it’s pretty normal😌
her: ok perfect lol
me: (pulling up to her apartment 3 hours later on my giant spider) normal in the arachnid dimension i should add😅
i think pulling a plate-armoured nobleman off his horse with a billhook and then beating him to death with hammers alongside your boys would be unique among human experiences. closest you get these days is eating crab