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@anon_opin Don’t get me started on Ken Bruce being replaced R2 by that tedious clown Vernon Kay

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@Herring1967 Matt Berry for Bedford?

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@maxbeesley7 piece on yer ma from Crescendo jazz mag ( not that kind) from 1965

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@anon_opin I’m not reading your slogan I’m probably ogling your boobs. If I put my glasses on it’s definitely the boobs.

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@anon_opin But that defeats the main purpose of a fart.

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@fesshole It’s not about the quantity it’s the power of the stream that counts. Come back when you can fire dried egg yolk off a side plate.

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@nineIiveskat Pauline league of gentlemen how old

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@fesshole Preference is for a pic of a spunking cock with a fictitious mobile number and “call me”. Works for ladies or gents.

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@anon_opin If you think Kenny’s diaries are full of invective try Morrisey’s autobiography

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@fesshole Where did you swipe your card?

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@fesshole Surely he was planing to bring back a couple of pounds of Charlie up his arse?

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@prodnose Karen Carpenter - voice of an Angel. Charlotte Church can do one.

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@lutoncouncil matrix display at stand LS12 at bus station been out of order for weeks now. Any chance of a fix?
Arriva reckon it your responsibility

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@jaydeadams top show last night in Bedford. Funny,clever and a tiny bit filthy. My kind of night.

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@NOW It would be Mamma Mia the movie… I hang on I’ve been. It was Skopelos and I got bug bites to buggery at the spot where Streep does Winner Takes It All. Totally worth it.

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@arrivatheshires the dot matrix display at stand LS12 Luton bus station out of order for a# couple of weeks now. Any way to reboot?

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FOUND THIS SPOON, SIR. https://t.co/PyF5oUNVI2 #GIFGlobe

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@maxbeesley7 interesting piece at https://t.co/BpxPkZfajV

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@Herring1967 Justice

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@AndrewMoore001 @Herring1967 @LesDennis Justice