StudioScotty

Writer • Artist • Humorist.

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@rogueducknet I never left. I still live in the family estate, where several generations still reside.

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@theamelia___ Seal it, so it doesn't smear or smudge.

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@trumplicans2024 F-f-f-fuck!

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@otokyo__ Kentucky bourban

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@aprilvaye Y'know, there's a reason for that...
...and I'd like to know.

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@KylaMaggots Superstar!

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@Sophia7x6 Everything but police officer and firefighter. I think men will have an advantage in those roles.

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@MikeBales Unbuttoning the shirt and showing the glistening, rock hard abs, leading down to the top of the trimmed patch.

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@sportssguyy Why? Why ruin a perfectly good hot dog?
Okay, I'll try it.

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@Sofia50020Sofia Of course, but first, let me finish Woke University and get my degree in Rainbow Gender Studies, so that I have no independent, critical thinking skills remaining.

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@Edmontondude So it's true; size DOES matter!

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@nurseBeckym2 Belief is not required.

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@cutestuffedx1 Really? Now I'm making the same face.

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@Gunblaze1969 Oh what a Beautiful Morning, from the musical, Oklahoma.

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@FoodPleaser We need to have some limits. So, no...unless it's a peanut butter cookie.

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@lily_honeybee Point well made.

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@Inkideaco I might have to get one now, because it seems like Christmas is starting earlier with each passing year.

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@IfindRetards Golf clap

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@JeremyRockliff_ ...reaction to the three bean chili that required immediate attention.

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@Camaxdpy I think some big butts are overrated.