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Em: Pudding is in the evidence, and we got the pudding

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Em: I didn't know root beer existed until I started working at a&w at the ripe age of 18

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*appdev playing codenames*
Em giving hint: "knight"
appdev: ....

*After the game*
Em explaining himself: "The answer was skull. You know after a knight kills someone he leaves behind their skull"
appdev: ???

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Josh: "We tried everything to reproduce this bug. We even swapped monitors."

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kekw

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*discord accidentally unmuted*
Em: "Hey Google, it's a little dark in here"
Google: "The lights are on, your Highness"

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Em: You can't tell me if you're in the middle of BC that you're not 30 minutes ahead.

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Day 23 of quarantine:

Em: I've gone the opposite of nuts. I've gained nuts back.

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*Em notices Josh is at work today*

Em: "Maybe I'm just hungry, but you're just over here looking like a snack."

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Jon: what kind of mop was it? Did it come with a bucket?
Em: No it was one of those swiffer things. Swiffer WestJet!

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Jon: So is your lawn full of clover and other weeds?
Em: yeah and it’s also got those plants you gotta dig out with a shovel!
Jon: you mean weeds?
Em: ya!

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Em: It weren’t for Roman numerals, I’d have no idea what Final Fantasy version I was playing!

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Broadcast email of random Sgt’s retirement party is sent out.
MJ (in messenger to Cody and Em): hey, you guys going to this retirement party?

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Manjot: Dave, are you left handed?!
Em: Why, cuz he’s using his knife with his right hand?
Manjot: No, cuz I saw him writing with his left hand earlier

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Josh: I've only tried mango 2 times
Manjot: That's where you went wrong! You don't try Mango, you eat Mango!