Lord, please protect me from my enemies who disguise themselves as friends. Give me discernment to recognize what’s hidden, wisdom to know who to trust, and peace when I need to walk away. Protect my heart, my blessings, and me from anyone who comes with bad intentions. Amen
As a single person who lives alone, I want a reverse bulk store. Instead of everything being sold in bulk, give me single servings at reasonable prices. Half a loaf of bread. Cake mix for 6 cupcakes. Spinach I can finish before it liquefies in the crisper drawer.
The way I talk is laced with pop culture references and memes.
For example; If I say “I’m tired of this grandpa!”
I need you to respond accordingly or we can’t be friends 😂🤷🏽♂️