JEFF WOOD

disclaimer: jeff doesn't actually run this account (or know how twitter works at all)

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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They’re named after my first child. Sort of

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2 years sober!

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Got some cheese curds to celebrate

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Would anyone like to invest in my giant beanbag purchase?

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Peanut butter fudge rounds. Holy shit. Buy stock #ToTheMoon

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#NewProfilePic there’s sweet tea in this glass

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I command that level of respect

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I like being called Mr. Wood

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I think I’ve finally reached an age where I can be called Mr. F*ckin Wood

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I like to have tea all the time it’s like my juul pipe

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I have a meeting at 10 o’clock and then there will be free Corvette rides for the remainder of the day those of you that behave will get wheel time.

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Wood Family March movie madness... @ anyone who doesn’t vote for animal house tonight

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Trench coats should come back in. There’s a lot to say there.

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Don’t send me to the grocery store for meat if you don’t want f*cking meat.

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Mom went to the store this morning and said there was no meat left. It’s because I bought it all before she got there #35lbs #provider #imasimpleman

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How many motherfu**ers do you know they can pull this off?

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The things I do for my kids 🙄

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Sorry what did you say this ugly building was called? #HokieNation