Stuff Old ERP Says

[Stuff Old ERP Says @StuffOldERPSays]

Wait a minute (or hour).... Never mind. Try resetting me. #ERP #erpprobs

[Stuff Old ERP Says @StuffOldERPSays]

"You're going to want to use a spreadsheet for that..." #erp #B2BSummit #engineering #Management

[Stuff Old ERP Says @StuffOldERPSays]

I don't typically play well with others. Stop trying to import things into me. I don't like it. #ERP #erpprobs #techfail

[Stuff Old ERP Says @StuffOldERPSays]

Nothing like waking up to the sweet sound of my pal Dot Matrix printer. I love me some perforated edges. #stuffoldERPsays

[Stuff Old ERP Says @StuffOldERPSays]

I was going to be upgraded with a new #bi package #butidied #StuffoldERPsays

[Stuff Old ERP Says @StuffOldERPSays]

If you can't do it on a spreadsheet I don't want anything to with it. #erp#erpprobs #IT #techtalk

[Stuff Old ERP Says @StuffOldERPSays]

Computers haven't been able to do that for the last 30 years- surely they can't do it now. #StuffoldERPsays

[Stuff Old ERP Says @StuffOldERPSays]

Nothing like waking up to the sweet sound of my pal Dot Matrix printer. I love me some perforated edges. #StuffoldERPsays

[Stuff Old ERP Says @StuffOldERPSays]

I'm the reason why Excel is the most popular software title in the world. #stuffoldERPsays #tech

[Stuff Old ERP Says @StuffOldERPSays]

Great your business is growing and you need more capacity no problem that will cost you $1m in proprietary hardware and software. #ERP #tech

[Stuff Old ERP Says @StuffOldERPSays]

I know you want mobile access to my data but carrying around a 200lbs server might be a bit much. #StuffoldERPsays #businessintelligence #IT

[Stuff Old ERP Says @StuffOldERPSays]

You hate tree's, right? Cool. You're going to need those hard copies. #ERP #ERPHeadtoHead #ERPchat #erpprobs

[Stuff Old ERP Says @StuffOldERPSays]

It's not that I CAN'T do all those things. It's just ... I'm going to need you're help. #ERP #ERPHeadtoHead #cloud #erpprobs

[Stuff Old ERP Says @StuffOldERPSays]

Remember when I told you upgrades would be seamless and it was ok to customize me... I lied. #stuffmyoldERPsays

[Stuff Old ERP Says @StuffOldERPSays]

Can you explain what "cloud" is? #newfangledidea

[Stuff Old ERP Says @StuffOldERPSays]

Remember when I told you #upgrades would be seamless and it was ok to customize me... I lied. #ERP #software #business #planning #IT

[Stuff Old ERP Says @StuffOldERPSays]

You don't need to know everything. Just trust that someone knows everything that's inside me. #ERP #erpprobs #ERPHeadtoHead #cloud #agile

[Stuff Old ERP Says @StuffOldERPSays]

You guys like green screens, right? #ERP #erpprobs #erpfail #fail #oldsoftware #cloud

[Stuff Old ERP Says @StuffOldERPSays]

Remember when I told you upgrades would be seamless and that I could be customized? Nevermind. #ERP #erpprobs #data #crm #sales #biz

[Datix @datixinc]

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