Mobi Lemoney

Who's Mobi Lemoney!?

[Mobi Lemoney @StuffRandeeSays]

"I forget that I don't like Bill Murray until I'm knee deep in a Bill Murray movie."

[Mobi Lemoney @StuffRandeeSays]

Related to a story about her job as a paralegal when she had to answer the phone one day: "Sir, it has nothing to do with who's president.", when explaining why they were unable to legally sell a bankruptcy asset.

[Mobi Lemoney @StuffRandeeSays]

"I was going to not look like trash before people showed up, but then I remembered I don't give a shit." (in regard to the weeds in the garden and our annual outdoor party)

[Mobi Lemoney @StuffRandeeSays]

"I'm ninety-nine percent sure that happened in my life and not in my head" (in regard to playing tic-tac-toe with a chicken)

[Mobi Lemoney @StuffRandeeSays]

"I want to hug the lady that made this pie." - while enjoying a rhubarb pie at a pie and ice cream social in a church basement.

[Mobi Lemoney @StuffRandeeSays]

"I did squeeze it, I just didn't know what I was squeezing for." after improperly following the "squeeze here" instruction on the window blinds, causing them to lower very loudly, resulting in a visit from the waitress to provide "squeeze here" instructions.

[Mobi Lemoney @StuffRandeeSays]

"Decaf. No, Half-Caff. Let's get crazy."

[Mobi Lemoney @StuffRandeeSays]

"I never learn. It's part of my charm."

[Mobi Lemoney @StuffRandeeSays]

"Dibs!" *shouted out in the bar & grill after being told there was only one commercial special left.

[T’hy’Lara ✨ LET'S FLY @RainTuahine]

I am BEYOND ready for this crossover! THAT'S MY BRADWARD!!! 😭🥰 #StrangeNewWorlds #StarTrekLowerDecks

[Mobi Lemoney @StuffRandeeSays]

"I woulda been a terrible hippie."

[Mobi Lemoney @StuffRandeeSays]

Her, after we finished a Rayman level: "An ounce and a half?"
Me, confused: "... of?"
Her: "Titos!"
Me: "... in?"
Her: "Grapefruit juice!"
Me: "Oh. Yes, in the small glass."
(I apparently missed some prior context about her wanting a greyhound.)

[Mobi Lemoney @StuffRandeeSays]

Pulling into Sam's Club parking lot: "I don't feel very people-y today."

[Mobi Lemoney @StuffRandeeSays]

"I need more ABBA in my life."

[Mobi Lemoney @StuffRandeeSays]

"Did that make sense? That came out a little floppy."

[Mobi Lemoney @StuffRandeeSays]

"This is our world now. Covid and seltzers."

[Mobi Lemoney @StuffRandeeSays]

"No! You know how I feel about Adirondacks!"

[Mobi Lemoney @StuffRandeeSays]

"You're going to think I'm crazy when you see all the chicken I bought."

[Mobi Lemoney @StuffRandeeSays]

As we depart towards ND in the fall, suddenly very excited: "Do you think we'll see beets today?"

[Mobi Lemoney @StuffRandeeSays]

"I don't know how to gradual anything."