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And a lot of other fitching pishers

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Like clock work I got him walking out fresh out of the fridge

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Who's gonna write down the what happens?

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I'll be here all day tonight tomorrow

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Scholars maintain he's 52 but he ages like he's 46

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I'm just a good little cook chef like that

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You know how to trickle melch yer butter on your bun?

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If you wanna Instagram name you gotta change your Instagram name.

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It doesn't smell. It's clearless.

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What movie that's from?

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Watched her with my own two eye, snout to the sky

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It's a worldwin

(Editors note: he was trying to say whirlwind)

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Hey fellas, how do you delete close apps out of?

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Aloooooooooha! If you haven't known, I've worked 45 days straight

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Thirteen days of the year is Blaine football days

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Let me hand it to me

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Make way more money than I will ever will.

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Have I bought roomier paper for the house ever?

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What movie, Mud? M-u-d-d?

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That dog is a six month year old puppy.