Carlos Stroia Parody

[Carlos Stroia Parody @Stuffcarlossays]

"oopsie oopsie oopsie oopsie" 🎵🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶

[Carlos Stroia Parody @Stuffcarlossays]

I got the moola jack

[Carlos Stroia Parody @Stuffcarlossays]

@Amy__Shepherd @gilbgrace @aspieks
Awhhhh yeah!!!! My milkshakes bring then boys to the yard 💋

[Dancer Problems @DancerProbz]

Asking a tennis player if you can borrow their tennis ball for a minute. #DancerProbz

[Carlos Stroia Parody @Stuffcarlossays]

I enjoy listening to dubstep

[Carlos Stroia Parody @Stuffcarlossays]

Okay. Now you're going to spot correctly to the corner....
?????
#youmeandirectly

[Carlos Stroia Parody @Stuffcarlossays]

I'm going to say it very slowly, so you understand my English.... Don't... Give.... Up...

[Carlos Stroia Parody @Stuffcarlossays]

We are not horses. Open up your minds.

[Carlos Stroia Parody @Stuffcarlossays]

What do you want from me #imaprofessional

[Carlos Stroia Parody @Stuffcarlossays]

That's the way I like it uh huh uh huh #solidturns #imaprofessional

[Carlos Stroia Parody @Stuffcarlossays]

"i'm a choreographing machine, I make up 40 dances a month"
#imaprofessional

[Carlos Stroia Parody @Stuffcarlossays]

This is a twitter account in honor of the greatest ballet teacher ever! #follow :)