Uh um I thought I was volunteering to help the for the food bank…not be the food bank~! O/////O (Thank you so much to @stroobcow for this awesome art!)
So I made this as like a throwaway joke of a schlocky 80s horror movie poster for a friend that I wasn’t gonna post, but it kinda goes hard and I think it makes sense to post for october coming
I want to see you get so fat that your ass takes up more than one chair.
A double-decker, wideload ass that can't be contained by a single seat. An ass that takes the term "lardass" to a new level. An ass so fat that you spill off of everything you sit on.