Stugotz’s Personal Record Book

Kevin Durant is losing rings daily, JJ Watt is a fraud, and this Elon Musk guy is a quack; how bout that? *parody account*

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Long live the Looks-Like Game

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Please. Streep. 3 wins on 21 nominations. Worse batting average than John Smoltz. Smoltzy.

[Ernest Owens @MrErnestOwens]

Congratulations to Emma Stone for being the youngest woman to get 7 Oscar nominations at 37, beating Meryl Streep's record at age 38.

However, to those suggesting that Stone might be surpassing Streep as an actress -- it should be noted that Meryl Streep got all of her first 7 noms for ACTING. Two out of 7 of Stone's nominations are for PRODUCING.

Reminder: All 21 of Streep's historic all-time most nominations are for all ACTING, by the way. Please respect the GOAT. #Oscars

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Mike Ryan is happy and Billy has to be even happier to not have to be there for this

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Low hanging fruit

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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Rick Pitino obviously can’t come out to play when the sun is out

[The Dan Le Batard Show @LeBatardShow]

Right through the heart. Down goes St John’s

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@LeBatardShow Vamos Fatos

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McDavid. Do it in the Stanley Cup.

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The only analytics I care about @stugotz790

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: NASA says there's now a 3.1% chance that asteroid 2024 YR4 will hit Earth in 2032.

This is the highest risk assessment an asteroid has ever received.

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@PowChrisol @LeBatardShow @gregcote @TheGregCoteShow @__ChrisCote @roybelly @DavidPSamson @jeremytache Let’s get arepas has me rolling

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@JSeb21 @ernnytheman @DwyaneWade @ThisIsUD Didn’t D-Wade leave the Heat?

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@Buff2DaMoon @AustinHeff @beeksvybe @TheDunkCentral @theOGsShow Would hate to see what it would look like if his ratings were actually good

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Ok.

[Tony Dungy @TonyDungy]

Why is profanity acceptable? Especially by coaches who are supposed to be setting examples for their players. And the big problem now is we have middle school and high school coaches imitating the coaches they see on TV. Then the kids think it’s OK to “express frustration” like that to officials or even to the players themselves. What are we teaching?

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Another reminder that @stugotz790 should get the “Stugotz was right” sounder played for him every day because of his Elon Musk takes from years ago

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It’s funny seeing the comments to the Walz interview with people saying that Dan should stick to sports. Clear indicator that they don’t listen to the show. Sports is like 3rd on the list of show topics. Ironically, the Walz interview had more sports talk than most segments.

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Take the over

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

BREAKING: Elon Musk just announced the timeline for Mission Mars.

2 years→ First uncrewed Starships launch to Mars during the next Earth-Mars transfer window to test landing reliability.

4 years→ First crewed flights to Mars, if the uncrewed landings are successful.

20 years→ Goal of building a self-sustaining city on Mars, with an exponentially growing flight rate.

Long-term→ Becoming a multiplanetary species to increase the probable lifespan of consciousness by reducing dependence on a single planet.

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@Fleminem_Raps @StugotzArmy790 I don’t get the show

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Had this account for years, knew the book would come eventually. I at least nailed one of his PRB anecdotes in my bio. Shoutout to Stu (and the people who actually wrote the book)

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Don’t think there’s been a moment in the show’s history that was funnier than this was to me

[Sweet Lettuce @Sw33tL3ttuc3]

In memoriam of The Captain stepping down, here is the epic recreation of the Bryant Gumbel and Derek Jeter interview by @billygil and @__ChrisCote

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David Culley. Coach of the Year?

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Urban Meyer. More like. Urban Fired.
Urban. More like. UrbOUT.