Stuart Spradling

Always more cynical before morning coffee.

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@David_Scorzelli I downloaded Twitter, and had to change my password, just so I could submit my application.

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A lot of "we need to do" and not enough "here's what we're gonna do" in this debate.

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I just wish that all nuggets came with a default sauce

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Now wait just a minute. Is he saying "Allahu Akbar" or is he saying "Aloha snack bar"? RT to save a Hawaiian.

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Not to brag too hard, but I just used the word "amalgamation" in my notes and I didn't even have to look it up until I bragged about it.

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@David_Scorzelli I just realized I get my cardio in every day by running from my problems

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I never thought I'd say this out loud, but today my life was saved by Arroz Mi Pueblito.

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Figuring out BOGO wings at Sonic are better than Wing Wednesdays at Pizza Hut

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I guess I'm back now. Probably won't last long. Thanks @David_Scorzelli @JNawty4

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I don't even have to be sleeping, and alarm clock alarms give me anxiety

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If you ever feel overwhelmed and upset just remember: eventually, you die. #inspiration

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Why is it that there is only something in my eye when I try to go to sleep? #irritating

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I just want the work ethic and positive attitude of Leslie Knope. #parksandrolemodels

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2nd floor of the Library of you want a study buddy. #turnup

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Yeah Smash Mouth came on the radio, and yeah I sang the entire song. Can I help you?

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I may not have my life under control, but at least I don't have wheels on my backpack.

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In other news: I woke up with "Good for you" by @selenagomez stuck in my head. It's gonna be a wacky Wednesday...

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"Just because you have a voice, doesn't mean you deserve to be heard." - someone somewhere probably

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Jack's Frozen Pizza, I don't know if you're out there, but you're the reason I have an oven.