Stump2Goal

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@FabrizioRomano Piqué definitely promised him lifetime VIP access to Kings League for this move. 🤝😂

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@ishowspeedsui Speed barked so hard the English tea started boiling! Let's goooo! ☕🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿"

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@TrollFootball The historical accuracy of putting Hitler on Argentina’s side is wild 🇦🇷🇩🇪

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@FabrizioRomano Mancini flexing his biceps in the photo just to sign a contract that says: 'You are legally required to stay in Rome and fight people.' 💪🔴🟡

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@FabrizioRomano @footmercato @Santi_J_FM @sebnonda No 'Here We Go' yet, I’m not letting my heart get broken, Fabrizio! 🚦"

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@FabrizioRomano Aston Villa's transfer team works faster than my 5G network 😭⚡"

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@DiscussingFilm I’m ready to have my eardrums absolutely shattered by the Siren scene."

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@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Tuchel bringing the Orange Chips energy to the World Cup semi-final. Argentina aren't ready."

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@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Nottingham Forest trying not to sign a player for 5 minutes challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)."

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@FabrizioRomano From El Clásico to the Windy City, bro just wanted some authentic deep-dish pizza." 🍕

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@FabrizioRomano @victor_nahe I can’t see Adeyemi, but I can definitely see that iconic hair peeking out!

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Happy Hump Day Gorgeous Girl
You look so good from behind, I can’t resist…I Want smack wit passion
#FIFASemifinal_OnZEE5
#ENGARG
#Haiwaan
#AkshayKumar

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@Erling @dolcegabbana Why does Erling look like a suave James Bond villain who's about to buy the club he plays for?" 🎬🕵️‍♂️

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@UEFAEURO England fans' hope vanished faster than my monthly salary." 💀

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The Three Lions stand in Messi's way.
England vs Argentina.
Harry Kane vs Lionel Messi.
History will remember who reaches the Final 🏆

No excuses. No second chances.
#Haiwaan
#England #ThreeLions #HarryKane #Argentina #Messi

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@TrollFootball Even the British Empire didn't expand this fast! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 It's finally coming home!

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@akshaykumar The intensity in his eyes says it all. Can't wait for September 11th
#Haiwaan

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@MrBeast Question 1: Why do you want to work here? Answer: I like money and I want to see a real-life giant laser.

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@TrollFootball Tuchel hasn't even started properly and England is already filing legal complaints 😂

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@SkyFootball 90 successful passes and at least 6 successful abs.