Playing a spaghetti western card game with friends. They were all doing western characters and I just shout out “Back when I was with the Mujahideen they called me Shalashaska” because revolver ocelot and they all just starred at me like “what…?”
This is absolutely fucking nuts.
US military commander addressing his troops:
“President Trump has been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth”.
@fujodemon My biggest gripe with it is that it’s overgrown with foliage. Which makes it seem like way more time has passed since the fall of Boletaria that just isn't consistent with the rest of the levels. It’s just like aaaagh why would you do that?
There is a certain type of fear you only posses as a child. It is beyond terrifying, as imagination and reality are blurred; the fear is real. The shadow you see moving, the thing you think you'll see if you open your eyes. This made me feel that for the first time in a long time