Stupid Jim White

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[Stupid Jim White @StupidJimWhite]

BREAKING- Diego Costa is out for 6 weeks after being attacked on the streets. CCTV have found a suspect.

#SSNHQ

[Stupid Jim White @StupidJimWhite]

Champions League draw on Thursday for Chelsea, Liverpool Arsenal, Manchester City and Man... Ohh never mind.

#SSNHQ #UCL

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Neil Warnock will take over at Crystal Palace as their new manager. Jason Puncheon has been transfer listed.

#CPFC

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BREAKING NEWS- Angel Di Maria has handed in a transfer request and wants to leave Manchester United after 0 caps at the club.

#SSNHQ #MUFC

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BREAKING NEWS- It was David Moyes all along.

FT- MK Dons 4-0 Manchester United.
#SSNHQ #MUFC #LVGOut

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BREAKING NEWS- Frank Lampard has retired from international football as he plans to play cricket for India.

#SSNHQ

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According to out sources Mario Balotelli left the Ethiad and got on a jet straight back to Milan.

#SSNHQ #LFC

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According to our sources Alan Pardew has been smoking some substances on the bench.

More to follow. #SSNHQ #NUFC

https://t.co/UHfjAxWoEG

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I understand Liverpool fans are saying Sturridge + Balotelli= £28m, Lukaku= £28m.

#SSNHQ #LFC #Donkey

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Shrek- "That's Tom Cleverly he's shite do not pass him the ball!"

More on #SSNHQ #MUFC

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She's not lying lads! Me an Natalie go way back in the Sky Sports building.

https://t.co/sktYRP8gv8

#SSNHQ

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Just in: Nani has completed her season long loan to Sporting Lisbon.

More to follow on #SSNHQ #MUFC

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Exclusive: A baldy Spanish guy has been charged for swearing live on Sky Sports.

https://t.co/Uy98FGjuCw

More to follow from #SSNHQ #CFC

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BREAKING NEWS- Floods break out in London as Arsenal fans start crying after watching Cesc Fabregas v Burnley.

More to follow. #SSNHQ #AFC

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BREAKING- Jack Wilshere tried smoking a cigarette in training today but his teammates reacted quickly. #SSN #AFC

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Exclusive: Robbie Fowler has been spotted sniffing the premier leagues new vanishing spray. More to Follow. #SSN

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BREAKING- My sources have told me Liverpool have made a bid for the Southampton fans for a louder atmosphere. More to follow. #SSN #LFC

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Bizarre scenes at highbury as referee Phil Dowd sprays a can of foam into the face of a dwarf. More to follow http://t.co/9dOXKxJmyS #AFC

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According to are sources, If you missed it earlier on a bird pooped in to the mouth of Chris Smalling https://t.co/TiEMITFNC3 #MUFC

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BREAKING NEWS- I understand Liverpool winger Moses is close to signing for Stoke City. #LFC