Stupid Programmer

Don't listen to me. I'm just a stupid programmer...

[Stupid Programmer @StupidProgramm2]

@iamklausenburg Yuuuup. Men get no empathy. We’re always wrong. And if we’re not a benefit to them for too long we’re dropped. But women are expected to be an expense. They’re your financial responsibility. If you’re broke you’re single.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

NASHVILLE: At an anti-Trump anti-Elon pro-Democracy rally, an ex-Marine who’s been to Ukraine 8 times since the war started explains why 🇺🇸 abandoning our allies and siding with Putin hurts our standing in the world — and makes everyone less safe.

[Stupid Programmer @StupidProgramm2]

@PunchingCat He fr just tryna avoid taxes.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

🔥 WATCH: “This is not some gotcha moment. You posted this on your own page.”

The Speech Prof tries to help @TuckerCarlson understand what it really means that he assumes Black women are bad at their jobs: https://t.co/LXzf8UgrqZ

[Stupid Programmer @StupidProgramm2]

@mvbrox1 @CCPISASSH0E LSD is cheap. So like $10 max for like 10,000 spiders. Plus like $200k for the two scientists. Then you add the fraud and it’s around $1M-$5M

[Stupid Programmer @StupidProgramm2]

@IlhanMN You know she’s not doing any of those calculations for Elon Musk or any of the other billionaires. Much less than anyone in congress.

[Stupid Programmer @StupidProgramm2]

@FederalistIII @BillAckman Yeah, that sounds like it was designed like absolute dog shit and should never be flown…

[Stupid Programmer @StupidProgramm2]

@Acyn I need her to be clear cause both options are equally possible from her perspective…

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

It only took 10 days to get to concentration camps.

[Stupid Programmer @StupidProgramm2]

@MacroMicroNMike @FinancialPhys You didn’t understand anything he said

[Financial Physics @FinancialPhys]

Here’s someone 100X more likable than me

[Stupid Programmer @StupidProgramm2]

@niccruzpatane Elon didn’t do anything. We, the tax payers, paid some of the brightest engineers on the planet to develop it.

[Stupid Programmer @StupidProgramm2]

@got_cake I would do anything to eat that 🤤

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

Would YOU stop? (yeah, you! you deserve a hug!) ❤️

Props to the person that hugged the car 💀

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

BREAKING: The Department of Veterans Affairs has CANCELLED SUICIDE PREVENTION TRAINING because it includes considerations for the LGBTQ+ community.

Veterans suicide.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

You are here:

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

Tim Kaine tells federal employees to ignore Trump’s offer to quit w/ pay for months. “Don’t be fooled. He’s tricked hundreds of people w/ that offer. If you accept that offer & resign he’ll stiff you just like he stiffed the contractors. He doesn’t have any authority to do this.”

[Stupid Programmer @StupidProgramm2]

@FinanceLancelot God, this guy is a fucking idiot.

[Stupid Programmer @StupidProgramm2]

@forrestbrazeal The crazy stuff we were doing with windows back in my day… kids are computer literate. They will figure out how to do anything they want to. I guarantee you many of those kids know how to install crouton.