StupidStuffANDYSays

My Haters are my Motivators

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Emmet: My appointments at 2:45 and will take like 15 minutes
Andy: Oh so it'll be done at like 2:30

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

#finalfour

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A: Every time I sneeze I remember how lucky I am to be alive
E: Why?
A: Back in the day when you sneeze you would've gotten the polio

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"No she's not a bitch, she's just a dumb bitch."

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Andy:I have to get up and work in the morning like a man*slaps bicep*
Emmet: you just slapped your bicep
Andy:yeah cuz it doesn't even hurt

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Parker: Did you get the fours?
Andy: Yeah, they're in between the threes and the fives.

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*Full House comes on tv*
Andy: Oh sweet, That '70s Show is on.

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Emmet: Why are peoples names in movies so random?
Andy: to make them more rememberable

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*playing Ping-Pong* Andy: Alright the score is, 11-11....make a wish...
*Andy scores a point*....my wish came true....

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Andy: Whats the date?
Emmet: The 11th.
Andy: What?! That's my dead cats birthday...

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when we get to the mall im gonna buy 3 necklaces. Then ill call myself 3 Chainz.

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*song comes on with harmonica solo, Andy starts playing invisible guitar*
Emmet: Thats not a guitar in the song
Andy: I know... its a fiddle

[Parker Mindel @Lilmindel19]

@Stupid_Schmidty look at me I'm Ross

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Andy: It is so hot in here.
Emmet: Not really.
Andy: Ok? Do you have like malaria or something?

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Theyll make a TV show about me one day. Ill be in the 1918 gym shooting and a narrator will say"This is where Andy Schmidts journey began...

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*after being in the rain, Emmet shakes his hair to dry it off*
Andy: Youre making me wet...in more than one way.

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*plugs nose and goes underwater so just eyes are showing*
Hey guys, I look like a crocodile.

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You cant buy sharks, its illegal.

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*At basketball*
You know Nathan is diabetic and sometimes when he eats sugar he gets a sugar high and cant miss.
Andy: I wish I had diabetes

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Emmet: Andy, shut up.
Andy: Ooooo! You want some!? There are tons of pillows around here, lets pillow fight.