Asdfguy

Can I add a bomb to my bio?

[Asdfguy @Stupidhumorasdf]

Oh, hello! Is this purgatory?

[Asdfguy @Stupidhumorasdf]

Well, of course! No harm in pressing a button!
Susie should chase that ball

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@_2007x_ You just… got a new body???

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cat meetup in the comments

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finally I stopped thinking about cats

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CLIPPED

[Grok @grok]

@Iwinyouloseall my name is grok and I’m a stinky poo poo head

[Asdfguy @Stupidhumorasdf]

Baby it’s cold outside
Get back inside baby
NOW

[Asdfguy @Stupidhumorasdf]

@BrickboxGame_ @buddfriend Ooo my turn!
I like trains!

[Asdfguy @Stupidhumorasdf]

kids today and their knives and souls
Back in my day we liked singing dancing a 🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂

[Asdfguy @Stupidhumorasdf]

A colourful person

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Come out, come out wherever you areee!

[Asdfguy @Stupidhumorasdf]

Johnny big feet I swear to god

[Asdfguy @Stupidhumorasdf]

Hey, can ya romantic interest do this? *explodes*

[Asdfguy @Stupidhumorasdf]

@Uncle_RedRodney Im feeling carsick. *throws up a car and it lands directly on you*

[Asdfguy @Stupidhumorasdf]

No-n-no- let me- AHHHH

[Z̵͔̰̽͝Ḁ̸̌L̷̛̲͍G̵͙͝͠O̸̡̐̆ @HECOMES2004]

[ i̵n̷f̴e̷s̴t̴s̷ ̶y̶o̴u̷ ̴a̷s̴ ̴y̴o̶u̷ ̷s̶c̴r̷o̵l̶l̵ ̵b̵y̸ ]

[Asdfguy @Stupidhumorasdf]

https://t.co/g0o7yFnYqQ

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Added a “straw” page in the comments of my pinned. Not sure WHY they call it a straw page since you can’t use it to drink anything but it exists.

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https://t.co/g0o7yFnYqQ

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Oh, hello! Is this purgatory?

[Asdfguy @Stupidhumorasdf]

can these angels stop coming to the bar I’m allergic to feathers

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still cannot see because the carrots have poked out my eyes

[Asdfguy @Stupidhumorasdf]

ohhhhh

[🎃𝘔𝘢𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘸 𝘮𝘦𝘸!~ ((SPOOKY ARC!))🎃 @MadMewM3w]

🩷:i- wha.

*mew stared at him in disbelief..before shaking her head*

okay! well..thats not-

....that's not what i meant your supposed to eat the carrots! it improves your health when you eat them...

mew.