Stuart Simons

Actor, Presenter and randomly TV Dog Groomer. Grooming Consultant on Pooch Perfect for the BBC

[White Rock Theatre @The_White_Rock]

After 8 pantos at Hastings, @Tim_McArthur makes his solo debut in Studio 27. Sun 15 Feb 2026 promises an evening of music, laughs, and stories with friends:
✨ Ben Watson
🎹 @aaronclingham
🎤 Nikki Gerrard
🎭 @Stupotsim
✝️ Special Guest: Sister Mary
Sounds awriiiiiiiight?

[Musical Theatre Review @MusicalTheatreR]

‘The slick production zips along like swirling autumn leaves, creating a colourful watchable experience underpinned by quite profound questions’

★ ★ ★ ★ for Moominvalley in November at @GatehouseLondon @purkischarlott1

https://t.co/qoUu8romLG

[Mayor of London's Culture team @LDN_Culture]

Looking for weekend plans?

Take the whole family to Moominvalley!

Based on Tove Jansson’s final Moomin story, the new musical Moominvalley in November is a gentle, profound, and life-affirming meditation on grief, belonging, and quiet resilience🍂

https://t.co/68aNGdvtiJ

[Stuart Simons @Stupotsim]

@alunjohnhood Next time i see you that’s exactly what im going to do. 😂😂😂

[Stuart Simons @Stupotsim]

@HMRCcustomers no one there to answer a very urgent VAT question. It’s not ok. 😡 held for 45 minutes and gave up.

[Stuart Simons @Stupotsim]

@TerriPaddock @Tim_McArthur @TheUnionTheatre @Madi_MacMahon It stars Stuart Simons too 🤣🤓

[Emmie | Theatre&Tonic 🎭🍹 @theatreandtonic]

Billy Porter to direct London stage production of This Bitter Earth by Harrison David Rivers: https://t.co/Xwoy2FFKFK

[Stuart Simons @Stupotsim]

@BTBusiness I can’t believe the level of bad customer service I’m getting from BT. It’s got to be the worst company to deal with. I raised a complaint and even that’s been ignored. Never ever been so disappointed in a service. SORT IT OUT

[Stuart Simons @Stupotsim]

@Eurocarparks_CS shocking customer service and terrible aftercare. I have received a court summons for £500 because of a parking fine. The fee was duly paid but with one letter on my reg wrong. I have explained this and still being taken to court. It’s shocking and frankly theft.

[Shona White @singinghaggis]

I try to use this platform for positivity so shout out to @WillBurtonGBC for always communicating if a casting process is not going further. It shows great respect for us actors and is highly beneficial for our mental health. I implore all casting directors to follow suit!🙏🏼💜

[Stuart Simons @Stupotsim]

@LBC Olly Alexander not Olly Murs

[Stuart Simons @Stupotsim]

I’m confused?? I know some don’t want to support profit share or low pay theatre and are very vocal about it, to the point of bullying, even though for some actors it’s the only way to be ‘seen’. How can those same people now be enjoying the Ed Fringe? #askingforaffriend

[Stuart Simons @Stupotsim]

@Delta and @VirginAtlantic won’t do anything about it and just quoted me over $7000 (yes that’s the correct amount of 0’s) to upgrade. I bought the ticket in good faith. I’m
Cheesed off.

[Stuart Simons @Stupotsim]

@Delta & @VirginAtlantic have moved my seats. I chose a seat which I had paid extra for on an aisle and they have moved me to the middle of a 3 in the middle of the plane. I know this is extra but when you pay for a seat you don’t expect it to move. I am dreading this flight.

[Stuart Simons @Stupotsim]

@ShelaghFogarty @LBC I live your show, Your ‘Karen’ phone in was so interesting and I completely agree. However, about a week ago I remember you chortling at an extremely feminist woman comparing men to Pigeons. Are we all allowed a view without being ridiculed or just women?

[Stuart Simons @Stupotsim]

So disgusted by @BlueBadgeUK my mum has normal pressure hydrocephalus which leaves her housebound and unable to walk. We have provided specialists letters and diagnostics but still you want her to walk for your staff in your office. She’s not a performing monkey. Livid

[TheGroomersSpotlight @Groomerspot]

To all dog owners out there.

Did you know that grooming scissors are razor sharp?

Did you know that a medium sized dog takes roughly a minimum of 1 1/2 hours to groom for an experienced groomer?

So question…do you think your groomer should be professionally qualified?

[Stuart Simons @Stupotsim]

I may be a little bit in love with this man.

[Cary Cooper @ProfCaryCooper]

What damage the Conservatives have done to the UK over 14 years is summarised by this Newsnight panelist

[Stuart Simons @Stupotsim]

@alunjohnhood That’s beautiful

[Stuart Simons @Stupotsim]

@JaneDeitch @AriaEnts Looking forward to coming to see this. :)