@StephenAtHome David the Baker here. Brilliant idea, launching the LS on OnlyFans. Since my gay beginnings, I wonder what newscasters and hosts wear under the desks. I’ve suggestions for a risqué yet tasteful wardrobe. Stu’s Cheesecake could sponsor it.
@davidehrlich “As if superhero movies and live action remakes weren’t bad enough”, I have to subscribe if I want to read your full review of Wicked. At least Universal informed us in advance this would be a two part story.
“So what’s changed?”
@canyonjim David the baker here. I just saw the pilot of the 1970’s Wonder Woman with Cloris Leachman as the Queen; thinking she played it as if it’s the fever dream of Phyllis Lindstrom. Brilliant, as were you and your colleagues. 54 years of TMTMS I’m still laughing. Thank you.
@JimmyKimmelLive During my childhood, Baskin Robbins had not yet opened in New York. It’s important you know it was Carvel’s Rainbow sprinkles which made me gay. I won’t call JD Vance’s office with this information. Thank you for providing his number which I will not call.
@LastWeekTonight PS Just got to the end of the show. Thank you for commemorating National Cheesecake Day. And we will happily trade you a cheesecake for a John Oliver doll.
@LastWeekTonight it’s great that you give us facts about Pikachu but come on, give us a chance to read them. If we baked you a cheesecake, we wouldn’t make you scarf it down in two seconds, however funny it may be.
@ErinBurnett I’m curious. How is it you announce Dinald Trump’s comments regarding Taylor Swift as “never before released audio”? Ramon Setodeh is often on the air promoting his book. I heard the comments three weeks ago. Why create a “breaking” story which broke weeks ago?
@LastWeekTonight Stu’s is the “King of the Kink”! The next time you have Jeremy pound a cheesecake, make it one of ours. That one you had on display last night? Pathetic.
@myGloverrr Did you author the HuffPost piece about the Best Supporting Actress Oscar? If yes, please correct an error. Da’Vine Joy Randolph won. Emma Stone won Best Actress.
@ABC7NY The Village People will be of no assistance to Bill Ritter though he mused otherwise. Please inform him that the 92nd Street Y is NOT the YMCA. It’s the Young Men’s and Young Women’s Hebrew Association.
This man showed every comedy writer and producer alive today
exactly how it's done. He inspired all of us to elevate the genre to something beyond just the laughs. He leaves behind a staggering entertainment legacy, with the crown jewel standing as perhaps the greatest sitcom ever, "All in the Family", a modern-day viewing of which is enough to humble any of us writing for TV. Even more impressively, he flew 52 combat missions with the Air Force in WWIl, and was decorated for his service. How many of us in the industry can say we fought the Nazis, AND made some of the best TV of all time? I once asked him to tell me about his experiences in the war, and what it was like to fly consecutive missions with such frequency. He said the worst days were when he didn't really know the rest of the guys in the crew. Only a born comedy writer could risk his life to help smash Hitler's regime and then say the toughest part was the social anxiety. And even though he lived to 101, he never became an old man. He could have stuck around a hundred years more, and never become creatively bored or apathetic, even for an instant. I will miss my friend Norman Lear, but if there was ever a life to be more celebrated than mourned, it's this guy. He did it right.
@LisaFranceCNN There’s a hole in your research. Ed Sullivan was not a “talk show host”. He was an impresario who created and hosted The Ed Sullivan Show, the longest running variety show in U.S. television history. https://t.co/oms0alIT63
@jamieleecurtis You get an Oscar on Sunday. On Thursday, 3/16 David the Baker has 10 years sober. Seems we’re having a good week. That’s me in June, 1978 on $20,000 Pyramid three weeks before you. Missed having you as my partner by THIS much!
@AnthonyHopkins It occurs to David the baker that you were in your first year of sobriety the night you were introduced in the audience of the Carol Burnett Show. There’s Went With The Wind and now, a celebration of your sobriety. Congratulations, Mr. Hopkins!
@Jeopardy The Verizon Fios on-screen TV guide in NYC currently lists the contestants names for every episode.
Effectively, we know who wins the game prior to airtime.
Sort of takes the fun out of watching the show. You may want to fix this.
@LivSchools Chelsea Handler is wonderfully talented and funny. Put her in the Hall of Fame. We’ll bring cheesecake to the induction ceremony. #hallforhandler Go, Chelsea!
#NYU2021 Congratulations to my niece Hayley Greco. Percussionist extraordinaire, law student and the future “most feared woman in New York City”. The whole world is waiting for you. You’re a smasher!
@jilltwiss Once I dropped a package of frozen peas on my foot. Does that contribute to an injury based economy? Or am I just a klutz? And we’ve not forgotten you. Still working on how to get bacon into/onto a cheesecake.
@canyonjim Who wrote the short monologue which introduced the first season of the RHODA show? And thank you and your MTM colleagues for making me laugh every day of my life since September 19, 1970. Affectionately, David the Baker