Chris & Ball Torture

This is a salad cream hate account. he/him. #BlackLivesMatter

[Chris & Ball Torture @Stutter_Guy]

Pocket TCG is the perfect game. I love loading into a game and losing on the first turn because RNG gave my opponent 3 heads on a coin toss for their strong Pokémon, and gave me only 1 Pokémon.

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@Potterzilla @SalemStarlight My supervisor dips her toast in a cup of tea.

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I’m just doing troll plays for fun now. Switched out several of their fully evolved cards with aerodactyl.

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-open pocket tcg
-play versus
-lose starting flip
-misty flips nothing
-concede
-close app

Not playing that game when I’m going through a bad luck spell.

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Okay what has changed with the Twitter app. It keeps pausing my music whenever I scroll past a video.

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She finally gave me ONE (1) energy and it was enough.

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Surely there’s gotta be a world record for the most tails flipped on a Misty in a row. 😭😭

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Surely there’s gotta be a world record for the most tails flipped on a Misty in a row. 😭😭

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After 54 packs I’ve finally pulled a Misty to help me do this task, and after using her for an hour and a half, the coin toss has landed on tails first time every time.

[Chris & Ball Torture @Stutter_Guy]

After 54 packs I’ve finally pulled a Misty to help me do this task, and after using her for an hour and a half, the coin toss has landed on tails first time every time.

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Shout out to this dumbass who just did ZERO damage in five turns and got bodied by a Spearow.

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My opponent: *benches their EX Pokémon at 10hp*
My humble Zebstrika:
#PokemonTCGPocket

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I’m a pro at flipping tails.

[PokeGirlLauren @PokeGirlLauren]

Please bless us with a tails #PokemonTCGpocket

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Some pretty good pulls, but I can only use on of them because I don’t have any of the Pokémon that evolve into them yet.

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Add me on the card app!

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I’m so sorry America. At least he’ll probably be dead soon.

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Found which one of you was putting fetish art on my timeline. Cleansed myself of you.

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I thought it was illegal for a woman to drive a van, and this was based entirely on the fact I had just never seen a woman driving a van.

[Glo✰🕸🕷 @gloisbacc]

What's the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

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@Slorpler Bonnie Widowmaker. She’s dead inside too.

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And on the day where I see Grindr on a colleagues phone

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Gossip buddy got taken off nights and moved onto days 😭😭

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Gossip buddy got taken off nights and moved onto days 😭😭