Stu the copywriter

Freelancer of the year or something. Agency copywriter.

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Writing copy when there’s no brief.

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Here's one for you @Specsavers

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However, if you've ever employed me, I definitely do have the GCSEs, A Levels and degree that my CV said I have.

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Don't worry kids. I have zero GCSEs / qualifications at all and look how I turned out.

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Mrs the copywriter has just pointed out this is actually more of a cautionary tale than the inspiring hero's story I intended. Depends if you've met me. 😳

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English is stupid.

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I'd bring back all of these.

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How did they know?

[National Literacy Trust @Literacy_Trust]

The UK is in a #CostOfLiteracyCrisis. We need your help.

Cost of living directly impacts literacy skills. When families struggle to keep food on the table and homes warm, children go to school tired and hungry – limiting their ability to learn.

Donate: https://t.co/X9TZNuVsEK

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Heard a blood curdling scream from my 4 year old. Ran downstairs expecting at least a missing limb. But instead, while playing hide and seek with his sister and her mates, he'd trapped himself inside a kitchen cupboard and activated the child lock from the inside.

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Oh fuck.

[The Independent @Independent]

Rishi Sunak has accepted a £1,000 bet from Piers Morgan that deportation flights to Rwanda will be up and running before the General Election.

The full interview is due to be shown on the Piers Morgan Uncensored YouTube channel at 2pm and TalkTV at 8pm on Monday (5 February).

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They were meant to be Easter eggs for someone specifically, but she spotted them when I had my doc open and spoiled her own surprise. I bet she feels her Christmas presents too.

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If you supply me with terrible copy and insist that I can’t change a single word, I will 100% ignore your instructions and rewrite it. Plus you might find comments like these scattered through the doc.

[English Grammar @GrammarUpdates]

Did you know? Grammar Checker: https://t.co/Hdx6C5wUCs

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I think my transcribing app is a little distracted today.

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@JOETHECOLEMAN @PlanningShit Room with a poo (view) oh shut up.

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This is meant to be rare. Not round here it isn't.

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The sky has gone mental.

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Here's some more from over Lincolnshire today. Nacreous cloud - meaning Mother of Pearl!

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The sky has gone mental.

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Anyone else think this is an odd collaboration?