Steven

[Joey Salads @JoeySalads]

This is why we need to wait 10 minutes for store employees to unlock the shelves so you can get what you need.

[Moonshiner Monk @MoonshinerMonk]

“If Somalis are deported, other Africans will leave”

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Christian "Jesus is the answer, you should follow him"

Muslim "we will convert you or else"

Jews "you ain't in the club and you never will be in the club"

Religion is wild...

[Kirsche 🥥 🧁 @KirscheVerstahl]

reminder he also did this in 2023
if you're a citizen who takes their finances seriously, you get milked to pay for the financially illiterate and foreigners

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Black guy stabs white girl in subway because she’s white, not a racist crime

Black drowns and he had white friends, it’s a racist murder

[(not) NOT jackson @JacksonFromTwit]

“me local pub is tree huntred and sixchy foor years old”

[Steven @StvnDeez]

@shea_station Put both of them up for trade, dump whoever gets a half decent offer first then keep the other. Preferably dump Lindor

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

These guys sound WAY different when you wake them up at 2am. Shhhhhhh……🇺🇸

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

I smoked your G.O.A.T while you were fucking your goat.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Plenty of meetings in Washington over the next few days - our American friends are watching Britain with genuine astonishment at how fast we are falling.

I am making the argument that it’s not too late to turn it around. Just.

[Gothalion @Gothalion]

"Im a grown ass adult with no understanding of the value of safety and life, I intend to change nothing until i actually hurt myself or someone else and end up in prison"

Anyone else hear this?

[Richard “Beebo” Russell @proverbs_14_23]

-Most gays diddle kids
-Most diddled kids become gay
-Gay people reproduce via diddling
-we are in a Faggot zombie apocalypse

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

POV: You’re a white guy being attacked by migrants in the UK, but they send a female cop.

[Kirsche 🥥 🧁 @KirscheVerstahl]

Any communist holding a seat of political power in America is disgusting
people fled here to escape communism, Americans have nowhere to flee and so this is, in essence, the world's last stand against communism
Republicans could have prevented this, but they didn't

[Phoenix 🇺🇸 @Phoenix2A_1980s]

"Oh no, this guy pulled out a gun over kids on bikes"

No, he pulled out a gun because there were like 20 ferals attacking him.

The entitlement is CRAZY.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@FoxNews Mamdani has built nothing. He is a taker, never a maker.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

The communist doesn’t think to increase the quality of the grid. The communist demands that you decrease the quality of your life.

They make you ration the things that every other American gets to enjoy. Every single time.

[rhyme @Rhymestyle]

aint no way she just said "yeah ill just drive less on stream" MF JUST BAN STREAMING AND DRIVING @TWITCH. Period.

[Steven @StvnDeez]

@izthisJudah Two FUs is nasty.

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

@NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani This is a lie. You balanced the budget by borrowing billions from the NY state government which pushed back pension payments, so you literally took money from "the backs of hardworking people."

Don’t get it twisted.