John

Currently in the battle of my life with lung cancer, and I WILL prevail! MAGA! Not a Sugar Daddy... No DMs plz

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

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[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Newsom Founds Underground Railroad To Help Mexican Kids Travel To Work The Marijuana Farms https://t.co/Xe5LMoM9Nj

[il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo]

OK, THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL...😂😂😂

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Justice Roberts Gives KBJ A Magna Doodle To Keep Her Busy During Oral Arguments https://t.co/eP01MURAzX

[Donna G @DonnaG1685411]

Got pork? 😂😂😂😂😂

[il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo]

STOP IT!!!🤣🤣🤣

[DKelly 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @1Nicdar]

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[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Bear On California State Flag Moves To Texas https://t.co/T9Y8GFx6YE

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Mattel Introduces New 'Ozempic Barbie' With Syringe And Detachable Belly https://t.co/R0QBDDgYHL

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

How it started vs How it’s going

[CRIXUS @CRIXUSwasHERE]

WHO ELSE?🙋😀👇

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Bondi Explains She Was Going To Release The Epstein Files But Then Some Pedophiles Asked Her Not To https://t.co/UrrVsBPpbi

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Malfunction As Animatronic Trump Keeps Rounding Up All The Mexican Guests And Deporting Them From Disney World https://t.co/NCScDXjX4k

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

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[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Scholars Believe Explosive Growth Of The Early Church Was Due To Christians Being Allowed To Eat Bacon https://t.co/sGMADSN3K7

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Gavin Newsom Declares California A Sanctuary State For Child Slavery https://t.co/TbdwDPXdOo

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Republicans Unveil Debt Plan: Transfer Balance To Capital One Credit Card With 0% Intro APR https://t.co/KbgtBy6Eg5

[One Bad Dude @OneBadDude_]

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