Chet Astor

Promfret 06’ | Bucknell 10’ | Miami professional skier | Plane enthusiast

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One great thing about Mother’s Day is seeing all the new milfs at brunch

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Another stick figure tattoo fml

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Some people are not built to wear summer clothing, no one wants to see your rolls in a crop top

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Bag at the dive bar is the move

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This dude is too old to be bringing a damn glove to the game

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Y’all know knowing about being blue collar with your soft hands

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Chicks be like “I’m getting a tattoo” than proceed to get a tattoo of a stick figure

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Nothing worse than ripping some craft and your girl interrupts on some bs

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The big yaho is really trying to screw my week up and it’s only Monday

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Chicks he spending Hella money at the flee market even tho they got no bread…

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Violently shaking rn

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This dude is nails for the fit

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This little fucker won’t stop staring at me on the metro, I might be disabled

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Best events to be drunk at?

I’ll go first, niece or nephews christening

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Seeing other colored people at night kills the vibe

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Why don’t cops use tranquilizer darts on people?

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Is there anything worse than walking behind 6 Indians in a straight line on the sidewalk