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hi there

[Master Gordon Thomas #CarneyMustGo @flaskvalve]

Copied from a friend..
Be aware everyone!
NOTICE TO ALL LADIES: A friend was put to sleep in the bathroom of a movie theater and everything was stolen from her and she doesn't remember anything, only that a woman gave
her a perfume to smell. I was also approached yesterday afternoon around 3:30 pm in the parking lot of the mall by two men who asked
what kind of perfume I was wearing. Then they asked me if I would like to smell a sensational
type of perfume that they were selling at a sale price. I probably would have accepted if I hadn't received this
notice about THE PERFUME SHOCK. The men remained between the parked cars, limagine
waiting for someone else to show up. I stopped a lady who was walking towards them and warned her. I had been warned that in shopping malls or parking lots there are people who approach you to offer you to SMELL THE PERFUME they are selling but
it is NOT actually perfume, IT IS AXTER. When you smell it you faint and they take advantage of
the opportunity to steal everything of value you carry. PLEASE: copy this message and send it to your friends
as they are operating everywhere. Ladies be aware of your surroundings, while out shopping or doing errands. Crazy people in the world.
* Copy and Paste to make ladies aware.
*copying and pasting goes farther than a share.
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[SuaveBeagle @SuaveBeagle]

Go Jays!!

[Zach @zoidbergererer]

How that Vladdy Grand Slam sounded on WFAN Yankees radio

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I always see more people walk into
Walmart than out of Walmart, but the meat is cheap, so I don't ask questions.

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

Sabres broadcaster Rob Ray took a puck to the face…and his mic caught one of the HARDEST F-bombs ever 😭🔊

[SuaveBeagle @SuaveBeagle]

I happen to be a huge monopoly fan! Is there any consideration to make monopoly screen reader accessible in future updates? thank you for listening to my concern.

[SuaveBeagle @SuaveBeagle]

Hello @UbisoftCanada, I understand you recently came out with a new monopoly game for the PC and it has lots of great low vision accessibility options. however, I happen to be blind and use a screen reader. I believe it is not screen reader accessible.

[SuaveBeagle @SuaveBeagle]

Hey,@canada_eats I noticed you don’t offer info about new menu items and deals from @SwissChaletCA @bastardburrito Mr Sub and Pita Pit among other chain restaurants. Will you be adding these restaurants to your website in the near future? Thanks!

[Sarah Langs @SlangsOnSports]

This is the fifth straight season in which a Will Smith wins a World Series:

2024: C Will Smith (LAD)
2023: LHP Will Smith (TEX)
2022: LHP Will Smith (HOU)
2021: LHP Will Smith (ATL)
2020: C Will Smith (LAD)

i love baseball

[SuaveBeagle @SuaveBeagle]

@CBCQuirks hi there! I enjoy the podcast! I was wondering if you could incorporate chapters in the podcast? Chapters make it a lot easier to get to the segment you want to listen to. Thanks!

[AppleVis @AppleVis]

We have an exciting announcement coming in the next few days regarding the future of @AppleVis! Watch this space, check our blog (https://t.co/QiDYUJMePl), or follow our new account on Mastodon: @[email protected]!

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I got fired from Pepsi after working there for 20 years.

I tested positive for coke.

[Vikram Murthi @fauxbeatpoet]

When Newhart guest-starred on THE SIMPSONS, they shut down production so the entire writers room could watch him record his lines. Everyone stifled their laughter for like two mins before completely losing it when his take was done.

[SuaveBeagle @SuaveBeagle]

That’s hilarious!

[Kevin Glew @coopincanada]

#OTD 30 years ago, Toronto Blue Jays outfielder Joe Carter played the game in a jersey with Toronto misspelled “Torotno” on it.

The spelling error was made by the manufacturer.

#BlueJays

[SuaveBeagle @SuaveBeagle]

@TWiT containing to the iOS today podcast, have you guys ever thought about implementing chapters for each topic to the audio podcast? I find chapters very useful and allow me to go to the topic where I want to go a lot faster.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Never forget when Lloyd Moseby stole first base in a MLB game

[SuaveBeagle @SuaveBeagle]

@BlindTechShow hey guys I like the show. Have you guys thought about implementing chapters in the podcast at the beginning of each topic? I don’t know if it’s a lot of work to do so, but they are very convenient. Not that I would skip over many topics 😎

[SuaveBeagle @SuaveBeagle]

Hope it wasn’t a shart

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

On the set of The Princess Bride, André the Giant once "let out a 16-second fart and brought production to a standstill."

Nobody said anything except director Rob Reiner, who said "Are you OK, André?" to which André replied, "I am now boss."

[Terry O'Reilly @terryoinfluence]

Last week, our show featured commercials that could never (ever) run today.

A listener just sent this one in - a radio commercial for Corn Nuts.

It ran in the 90s - and did not get yanked off the air:

https://t.co/rsIIqG4hAY

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

Not only is Randy "The Big Unit" Johnson one of the most dominant pitchers in the history of baseball - but also his name was basically Horny "The Big Penis" Penis.

[SuaveBeagle @SuaveBeagle]

Blades of steel

[Jamie Calandro DFS @jac3600]

Haven’t done one of these in awhile. Name the classic sports video game theme!